[sinlizards]

[Here lies a child who was made into a monster and a mother]

[isayoldbean]

this is so funny i'm gonna throw up. hey everyone did you hear about the new false advertising bundle on steam

[babushkaat]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[fairycosmos]

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

[parkchanwoohoo]

[boss-of-armadildos]

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 4 days 5 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[samfodo]

Help him up wtf!!!!!

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[henlogooby]

now THIS is what im talkin about

[mintaii]

the magic she loves

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[l3irdl3rain]

My mom brought over a new toy for her grand kitties. It can keep Uncle Arthur and babies entertained for hours. Pancake eventually learned if she backs up a little she can play with it without getting hit in the face

[l3irdl3rain]

no more fun for babies. it’s time to go home

[perennimal]

Least I’ll still have company, in my insides, tiny poison tree

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[evercelle]

001 & 011: i'll never forget you