Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Kiana Khansmith

blake kathryn
Sade Olutola
dirt enthusiast
todays bird
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@theartofmadeline

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
DEAR READER
Peter Solarz
cherry valley forever

tannertan36
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shark vs the universe
NASA
YOU ARE THE REASON

titsay
styofa doing anything
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@tentacube
Shelda and Cromdo Fusion? :>
hello im in love!
A very charismatic and convincing grump, they use She/They
She loves Cheepoofs
I need a monster version of “Stacy’s Mom” stat!
I don't know what kind of monster you want so I made two:
Stacy's ghost is who I love the most
If she's into possession, I'd gladly be her host
Stacy won't you please pour your ectoplasm on me
I know that might sound gross but I'm in love with Stacy's ghost
AND
Stacy's claws are as long as her jaws
She's twenty tonnes of scales and fur and eyes and maws
The world screams in fear for my very special dear
I'm always deep in awe when I'm ensnared by Stacy's claws
*reblogs something for the first time in months*
*checks what I reblogged before this*
*it’s just biiig tongues all the way down*
hm... didn’t realize I was that into that
Awww, lookit this cute couple<3
Your monster huffing noisily the closer they get to orgasm, pushing their face against you and flaring their nostrils, breaths coming out as feral snarls… all for you~~
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Thanks for reading and for helping us to spread the word, everyone. You’re in our hearts.
You know what, I just don’t have any more explanations for my actions, I’ve just accepted my sin.
Have a Soa pillow I’ll be in the trash
Hey hug monster you still kicking ?
Have you ever tried to kick with tentacles?!I’m still alive! Back at university now. I’m actually working on a thesis that will have something to do with monsters! I haven’t been drawing much since I haven’t had a lot of time, and I don’t have a tablet (or even a mouse) with me at this point. But I’m still around! Thanks for checking in on me.
*sees a snake w/ tits & yawns*
Masturbation is a really good pain killer 10/10 would recommend
Slippery tentacles grabbed her and slowly began to…
i love being able to write my own stories b/c these two are adorable
Plant Porn because I can
A few minutes ago, I was considering masturbating to a manga, but I decided to check the comments first and got pulled into a really in-depth discussion about the depiction of scissoring in pornography and completely forgot to masturbate.
And then my mom walked in.
Thank you, internet discourse, for sparing my dignity.