actual trash

ft. unbounded fuckery

[vetchtibbles]

my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

[vetchtibbles]

no one has ever jingle jangled like I’m jingle jangling now

[vetchtibbles]

post cancelled they de-belled my costume for sound design reasons

[teaboot]

Neutered

[soap-is-an-artist]

[autistook]

Rest in Peace, Bernard Hill 🤍🕊

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[kamillahn]

Andor ‘Rix Road’ (1.12)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[jordisstigander]

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

[spoonwizardd]

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[milkflys]

[moonlights-shadow-warrior]

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[earhartsease]

Elon Musk Has Officially Lost $69 Billion This Year

The net worth of Tesla CEO Elon Musk has fallen by staggering amounts —  just over $69 billion year to date, according to Bloomberg's Billio

nice

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

nice

[kineticpenguin]

Nice

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

Nice

[aluminumapples]

nice

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[themythicalcodfish]

that’s the spirit

[jod13whittaker]

in the midst of something else, but this screenshot is absolutely killing me. Jim’s look of “not this shit again” as though they’ve somehow been through this before when there is no possible way they’ve been through this before. Fang’s deep confusion at seeing someone else in Blackbeard’s clothes and the way he looks like he’s about to turn to Ivan for some kind of clarification. Lucius’s deep confusion that his weird little freak of a captain has managed to seduce Blackbeard of all people while lying half dead in his quarters. Oluwande’s clear mental bluescreen, nothing about this day has been good but at least up until this moment it had made sense. The Swede’s standard levels of confusion honestly when is he not confused though god bless, he’s the only person who is both confused and thinking “this is normal.” And finally. Izzy’s look of pure unadulterated gay judgement and I wish I had the time to gif his sharp, snappy little pivot as he flounces off at the sight.

[unhingedpirates]

OFMD + tumblr textposts but it's all about Izzy

This is for the Izzy stans out there. There is something wrong with you (affectionate).

other textposts memes

[forpiratereasons]

controversial opinion perhaps but i think ed and stede should kiss again. here is why 

they’re in love 

they deserve it 

[dollsahoy]

I wonder how those "I don't use pronouns" people would react to it being pointed out that, if it were true, that would mean they talk like Elmo

[freeshavacado]

[bisexual-bifurcations]

Okay but true

[suenyito]

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

[lovecrafts-iranon]

Actually it's pronounced jaslight. You've been saying it wrong this whole time.

[bestiasilvanus]

Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

[baphonnicula]

BOY’S ON SOME REAL KING SHIT LEMME TELL YA

[machinaux]

I have to add this gem

[hlwim]

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

[elf-trash]

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

[ccarlisleauthor]

Okay, but legitimately, follow this as a template.

[Greeting], [person’s title]. [Introduction] [my name and relevant titles].

[buttering person up] [mentioning relevant circumstances that lead you to make this contact]

[call to action: this is what i want to receive] [how call to action benefits other person]

[hook: here’s a way for you to contact me, here’s what’s enclosed in this letter]

[bye]