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is it me or like, have movies been getting worse?????

hhhuh

Also the only 3 movies listed above that don't have a label are adaptations from other pieces of entertainment (Barbie and Mario) and a movie based on historical events. Not a single movie in the top 10 highest grossing movies of the last 3 years comes from an original story.

balaclava-trismegistus

The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.

balaclava-trismegistus

Whoever did this should be hurt

pain-in-the-riri

NO YOU ARE ALL WRONG THIS IS INCREDIBLE

You're telling me the mail service is handing you this highly accessible Akira Toriyama-esque piece of gold and you're spitting in their faces?!?!

Not only that, they have more cargo space for mail, have a larger front front windshield so they'll be able to see better as they drive, and they're electric!

Plus, you know how old the previous trucks were? Half of em didn't have A/C.

I'm glad they're investing in the postal service, especially considering they've been trying to nerf it for years now and pushing us to use private delivery companies that are worse and for-profit.

In fact I want MORE cars that look like this! I hope every car in the future looks like this!

Why hate on this lil guy when Tesla is right there to hate on? My poor lil guy ;(

salvia-plathitudes

katieaki

couple’s t-shirt idea

exeggcute

I have almost definitely said it before but by god I will say it again: the funniest possible way to do the whole “fake marriage” trope would be like two people getting married so they can invoke the spousal privilege that lets them refuse to testify against one another in court. a couple of mobsters sweating bullets in a vegas wedding chapel so they aren’t compelled to rat on each other when the next heist inevitably goes sour

just-shower-thoughts

Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

fwizard

fire hockey 100% does not need to be a thing

onionhighonionandrenown

Yes. Yes it does.

thisnewdevilry

Fire hockey already exists. Welcome to pelota purépecha, or Mayan Fireball hockey.

onionhighonionandrenown

…this is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.

pipistrellus

#ONLY THE AVATAR #MASTER OF ALL FOUR HOCKEY TYPES

bluefeatheredvelociraptor

If you are going to speak about other cultures, at least have the decency of getting your facts stright: Maya =/= P'urhépecha, nor any of these cultures are interchangeable with other Mesoamerican/Prehispanic cultures (like the Aztec/Mexica). Just so you understand this better:

P’urhépecha

Maya

Ok. Having said that, let’s move on to the “fire hockey” game itself.

The game is called Uárhukua Ch'anakua, meaning “stick competition”, although the name can change depending on the region were it’s practiced.

The ball, or zapandukua, is made of wood, stone, or rubber wrapped with cotton fabric that is left soaking on petroleum for a few days before the game, when it’s ignited.

The sticks, or uárhukua, are also made of wood. Their size and weight varies depending on the player preferences.

Originally there was no time limit, so one match could last for days. Nowadays they last about half an hour (or until the first score is made).

Each team has five players and at least three reserves. Substitutions are unlimited but have to be notified to the judges so they can decide when it’s pertinent to make the change without interrupting the game.

It is a game of honor. If a player gets penalized or expelled, it not only means dishonor for them, it means dishonor for their team.

It is kind of a Big Deal, with actual tournaments taking place on the P’urhépecha region and other places like México City.

The Uárhukua is usually played at night because the fiery ball symbolizes the sun moving through the sky. You can imagine just how impressive it looks to have a literal ball of fire bouncing across the field.

So now that you understand fire hockey a little bit better, you can go make your Avatar Hockey AU in peace, I would actually like to see how it turns out :)

bluefeatheredvelociraptor

Self-reblog to share the info again, because people in the comments keep thinking this is a Mayan game when it’s not 🤦🏻‍♀️

marxism-transgenderism

I want it to be a smoke weed at work day. But there have already been quite a few smoke weed at work days this week. So I'm unsure

marxism-transgenderism

Can yall peer pressure me

marxism-transgenderism

Angel and devil on my shoulders but it's just one guy running back and forth

jamesroach

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

jamesroach

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

professionalchaoticdumbass

traffic again?

aurorawest

PACING IS ABOUT LOAD BEARING WALLS.

*staples violently to my own forehead*

naamahdarling

This is such good advice.

All I will add is: WRITE THOSE BREAKFAST SCENES if you want to, they can be absolutely critical in getting a handle on your characters. Or even on the setting. Write them all to fuck. Go hogwild.

Then cut them. They're for you, and for the characters. Not the readers.

pusheen

cannibalchicken

pusheen

spectrometrie

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

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