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nb ; +25s

[bananaeatstape]

i want a milkshake + i love my conditioner (my thoughts after being sleep deprived and writing this at 2 am)

@lestradelurkshere it came quicker than i anticipated!!!!

[paykchokk]

He draws a rainbow backwards

[hell0potato]

Stickers and prints here

[v0idwraith]

that one post about the best episodes of taskmaster being the ones that make you google “Greg Davies bisexual”

[hcnnibal]

the big basil post is going around again… hello new folks… i am not a gardener… i am a pornographer and i torture blond men

[theereboseffect]

rewatched taskmaster series 7

[cmdrcepicard]

How the conversation went in the Writers' Room

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[asparklethatisblue]

First art class in history

There are some cave paintings that look as if someone held a child's hands to guide them in applying paint to stone

[crabbattler]

truancy

[lizluzz]

[sombradusk]

happy pride month!!!!

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[rahiodead]

creepy crawly

[raiyday]

Have been procrastinating finishing this for so long that i have decided to just post so far i got. If i ever continue wotking on it ill just post the updated version in the future

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[overtherails4u]

[etheriiart]

lamb to the slaughter