Garashir is the Gara-shit

Sideblog for my inner Star Trek slut. she/her I'm just here to have fun tbh. Feel free to join me. Asks are open. Main blog is @black-mambaaaa

[cmdrcepicard]

How the conversation went in the Writers' Room

[imadoctornotanescalator]

DS9 Textposts pt 110-???

[grouper]

not my bald ass drinking tea earl grey hot

[urghblergh]

Soooo...those tables at the Replimat? Pretty small imo. 🤔

Alternate Versions ✨

[unamccormack]

Love Garak’s shoes. Adore Garak’s shoes. More of Garak’s shoes, please. For all occasions. Who is the cobbler on DS9 anyway? Is it like Timpsons and they’ll do your keys for you and fix your watch and engrave the tag on your dog’s collar, and did they ever try to move into dry cleaning or does that bring them into competition with Garak or does he absolutely draw the line at that you can clean up your own mess thank you very much. But, yes, shoes. Don’t come at me with replicators that’s no fun at all. Replicators are just an excuse for a lack of imagination.

[dilfgarak]

[startrekpotluck]

“Fandom is a Potluck Dinner… you’re invited!”

Hello friends, it’s that time of year again!

Grab a plate, pull up a chair, and consider yourself enthusiastically invited to StarTrekPotluck2026!

The challenge is to create a piece of fanwork that is food or drink themed, and based within the realms of the Star Trek universe.

If you’re interested in joining in, here’s what you need to know:

What do I do?

Pick a type of food or drink, a meal time or a place where nourishment is served/prepared, then create a fanwork around that place/event/object.

It can be any type of fanwork, for example: fanfic, gifs, fanvid, fanart, poetry, podfic… The only constraints are that it needs to be set within Star Trek universe (any series), and it must include the theme of food/drink. And while we’re a fan of replicators, we kindly ask forno AI-created works.

When do I do it?

Choose a publishing date between 1st August and 14th August. We will fill up each slot, and if more people want to join in the fun, we will open double, then triple bookings. That way, we can enjoy up to three delicious fanworks every day!

(If you want to know which dates are still open, you can check the calendar in the blog header, or you can refer to our most recent sign-up round-up.)

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[draculings]

it's tough to have a solid book club meeting after a double shift in the infirmary u_u

[last-of-the-independents]

Adore these arts! 💖

[starfleetshrimps]

hmmm thinking about jake siskos cultural background hmmmm thinking about how if/when he returns to earth he's probably suddenly Worlds Strangest Guy to the humans there.

you're telling me this kid was entirely raised on a space station where humans are not the majority, surrounded by, friends with, FAMILY with, working with, and loving some of the most hated alien species in the galaxy, and he's not a little strange for this?

he's on earth in his 20s and someone starts shit talking the ferengi and he flips the FUCK out on them.

alternatively someone brings up cardassians or shapeshifters and he gets weirdly nuanced like "well some of them are okay actually. I mean (stares into the distance as if picturing a treasured childhood memory) in my experience they can be a little weird and defensive about their buckets and not sitting with your legs down off the balcony, but hey my aunt (Nerys) loved him so"

or "idk man in my experience cardassians can be scary and evil but they can also be scary and ridiculous man there was this one guy....he would NOT stop trying to fuck our doctor man"

[hellostuffedtiger]

I think it’s kind of funny that the people who got the front row seats to whatever was going on between Bashir and Garak in “The Wire” were Quark, Odo, and Jabara.

Interviewer, after “The Wire": What’s going on between Garak and Bashir?

Kira: All I know is that Garak was acting up, and a few days later he was in a coma. I don’t blame Doctor Bashir, I would’ve done the same thing.

Sisko: [Can’t talk cause he yelled at an admiral again.]

O'Brien: [Shrugs.]

Jadzia: They’ve been eating lunch together once a week for over a year, but it’s not like the two of them are really friends. [Snips at plant.]

Jabara: [Smiles placidly] As a health care professional, I cannot discuss my patients with you.

Odo: Doctor Bashir was willing to obstruct several murder investigations to protect his patient, which I respect. [Thoughtfully] He was also willing to spy on Quark to find out what Garak was up to, which suggests that whatever it is, it's serious.

Quark: [Unwholesome smile] They’re “mimes a bottle being corked*

[thebeeshaveknees]

Odo trying to direct replacement security officers to check on Quark every 3 hours because that's what he does. Odo putting cameras in Quark's room. Odo being more at ease and flirtatious with Quark on the daily than anyone else on the station ever. Odo telling his superior officer he's going on the mission because "someone has to look out for quark". Does Odo knew he flew past obsession years ago

[doeman]

You're going to just give up and let them win.

[gaygrimoires]

garak commission! ✨

[brightdarkly]

garak/bashir scenes but their love language is physical touch

[hollis-art]

fashion and gossip, what more could a gal want?

[burntcrumpets]

friendly reminder that tom servo sells his fellow robots on the promenade

[idesoftae]

okay but what about Panchos Happy Bottom Riding Club......

[burntcrumpets]

another notable establishment

[elljayvee]

All right so today I was thinking about the Banzai Institute being canon in Star Trek and what I've decided about that is that the oscillation overthruster provides access to a really weird warpspace not generally used and Zefram Cochrane's research was Banzai-funded.

[fauvester]

f it. garashir wedding

[tailoring-hearts]

I need help finding a fic. If anyone out there can help me it would be so appreciated vecauseive scouted my entire ao3 history as well as all my bookmarks, and as much of the search tags as I can manage. The worst part is i cannot remember the main plot of the fic im looking for. I just know it was Garashir, I'm pretty sure (could be wrong) that it was post canon ds9 and garak and julian were married. But they were visiting the station on some sort of diplomatic thing for garak. And like...i dont remenber much but i would know it if I saw it. If anyone has any clues or just any post canon fics where they are visiting ds9 or something i will also take those. I'm embarrassed about how many hours I've spent looking for this fic, someone send help 😅