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hi tumblr!

i just posted my first fic on AO3!! it's ishimondo and i'm real proud of it!

please go check it out!! it's called "I Hate Everything About You" <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76179996

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just posted another fic, it's Christmas themed and they go ice skating ^^

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76374096

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i'm on an SSRI (fork found in kitchen), so i usually have extremely weird, extremely incoherent dreams, but last night i had the most normal and coherent dream i've had in a long time. and i want you, dear reader, to take the WILDEST guess of who it was about.

yeah.

those fucking gay dinguses that i hate.

i am a grown ass man. i should be dreaming about getting laid or chasing the bag, not about Kiyotaka Ishimaru and Mondo Owada from the hit Japanese murder-mystery visual novel Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc (©2010 Spike Chunsoft) living a sweet domestic life together. they weren't even doing anything notable, just having a dinner date and then snuggling while watching a movie afterwards. i even dreamt about them going fucking GROCERY SHOPPING. I DREAMT ABOUT THEM BUYING EGGS AND BREAD TOGETHER.

what is wrong with me.

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hey. hey guess what. more ishimondo textposts

(MILDLY SUGGESTIVE VER. ‼️)

i didn't mark this mature cuz there's nothing crazy explicit, but there are innuendos/allusions to ess ee ex and wee-wee peanits and stuff so. yknow. viewer be warned or whtvr

(also have y'all ever noticed just how butt-ugly these two are? staring at their sprites for two hours straight will make you notice. i mean by god are they eyesores 💔)

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Prince Turtle in the elektrichka

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went out to lunch with an old friend today, and my first thought after dropping them back off at their house wasn't "wow, that was so nice, i love spending time with my friends :)" it was "YES YES YES now i can go home and look at kiyotaka ishimaru fanart on pixiv"

i might actually be a fucking loser 😭

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He doesn’t get the reference 😔

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THH characters as insects! 𖢥⋆.˚

associating the THH characters with bugs as a bug enthusiast and aspiring entomologist! :)

(obviously, content warning for bugs and closeups of bugs, including a cockroach)

Aoi Asahina - Predaceous diving beetle (Cybister sp.)

Byakuya Togami - Golden tortoise beetle (Charidotella sexpunctata)

Celestia Ludenberg - Zebra swallowtail (Eurytides marcellus)

Chihiro Fujisaki - Japanese bee-fly (Bombylius sp.)

Hifumi Yamada - American cockroach (Periplaneta americana)

Junko Enoshima - Spotted lanternfly (Lycorma delicatula)

Kiyotaka Ishimaru - Bald-faced hornet (Dolichovespula maculata)

Kyoko Kirigiri - Pleasing picture-winged antlion (Glenurus gratus)

Leon Kuwata - Eastern lubber grasshopper (Romalea microptera)

Makoto Naegi - Kudzu bug (Megacopta cribraria)

Mondo Owada - Death's-head hawkmoth (Acherontia sp.)

Mukuro Ikusaba - Bullet ant (Paraponera clavata)

Sakura Ogami - Goliath beetle (Goliathus goliatus)

Sayaka Maizono - Common blue damselfly (Enallagma cyathigerum)

Toko Fukawa - Brown marmorated stink bug (Halyomorpha halys)

Yasuhiro Hagakure - Common cockchafer (Melolontha melolontha)

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i like when mary and armando act silly too

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a few more ishimondo text-posts‼️

yeaghh,,, gay ppl

(i fixed the cropping so now there shouldn't be any annoying white lines ^^)

(Naegiri sneak 🤫)

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Umbrella

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ishimondo headcanons!! 💜❤️

most of these have been sitting in my notes app for over a year so i finally thought i'd share them ^^

(this post is long and pretty sappy... you've been warned)

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i like the idea that because he's so polite and proper, taka calls everyone by their last name (as is considered polite and proper in japanese culture; actually i think it's canon that he only refers to ppl by last name in the JP ver of the game?? idk). it takes him a while to get used to having friends and being comfortable referring to them so casually. the first person he does it to is mondo, obviously.

taka tries to slip it into conversation casually...

taka: and that was that! anyway, would you like to get some food in the dining hall with me, mondo?

what mondo hears: will you marry me?

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taka falls asleep studying (he overworked himself) so mondo puts a pillow under his head and puts his jacket or a blanket around him.

when taka wakes up, there's a nice warm cup of tea waiting for him. it makes him instantly burst into tears (combination of stress and still being tired from working as well as being so emotionally moved).

at first, taka finds it hard to get used to someone caring for him so much and remembering small things about him and such, so it makes him cry.

for instance, every time mondo brings back takeout, taka notices that the chopsticks in the bag are plastic and not wooden. mondo remembered from last time when taka complained about how wooden chopsticks feel gross in his mouth (texture thing) and he prefers plastic or other materials, so he asked the takeout place for plastic instead. and taka starts crying (from being so touched).

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stupid dogshit gay idea i had while driving that made me want to swerve off the road:

mondo is driving taka somewhere and he tries to subtly do that passenger princess bullshit where you put your hand on their thigh while using ur other hand to drive but taka freaks out. not cuz he's flustered (for once) but bc it's against the rules.

taka: mondo! you must have two hands on the wheel at all times! do you want to have your license revoked?!

taka: also please stop looking over at me and keep your eyes on the road!

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i think that taka is SEVERELY touch starved.

he breaks down into tears the first time someone (mondo) hugs him for like longer than two seconds. also he gets flustered at the idea of holding hands.

relatedly, i love that awkward flustered mondo who yells and gets aggressive bc he doesn't know how to handle feelings is canon.

i cannot get enough of strong buff hypermasculine guys who are bad at emotions and easily flustered i eat that shit up every time istg.

i love to think that even the smallest things would get him beet red and sweating buckets. like, taka could so much as pick something up for him, hold open the door for him, or hand him something and suddenly he forgets how to breathe and he has tachycardia. it's the dead middle of winter and bro has to take off his jacket bc he's so hot and flustered 😭

i think that, further into their romantic relationship, taka gets more confident, but mondo remains equally as easy to fluster. and whenever he is flustered or embarrassed or blushing real hard, he tilts his head down to hide his face with his pomp (like that one sprite of his). and i think taka would coyly grab his face and make mondo look him in the eyes, which just flusters him more. taka loves to make mondo squirm like that lol he thinks it's adorable.

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they'd be kissing and mondo would randomly lick a part of taka's face to piss him off on purpose.

he's so funny like that. he knows taka so well that he'd never ever ever push past any of his boundaries and do something that would genuinely piss him off or make him uncomfortable, but he does love getting little playful rises out of him.

god he's such a bastard 👎

he thinks it's cute when taka's eyebrows furrow and he gets a forehead wrinkle when he's mad. mondo kisses the wrinkle as an apology.

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i think mondo would instantly crumble if taka called him "sweet boy" or something of the sort. maybe they got into an argument or something or taka wants him to do something he's reluctant to:

taka: and when you go on the biking trip, can you please promise me you'll wear a helmet?

mondo: hell no that's so lame!!

taka, playing coy: *sigh* i just want to know my sweet boy will be safe

(sound of metal pipe falling to floor as mondo is instantly lobotomized)

mondo, blushing and getting shy and turning away: fine yeah whatever i'll wear a helmet whatever fuck you

bro is so fucking whipped. tail wagging 24/7 🙏

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taka has a shit ton of moles/beauty marks all over his body and mondo likes to kiss each one, but taka is ticklish so it makes him laugh and squirm.

oh my god he would be so ticklish wouldn't he? and he'd try to act all pissed off and annoyed but would collapse into giggles uncontrollably.

like he's trying to do his homework and mondo knows he needs a break but he won't give himself one, so he sneaks up behind him and just starts tickling him and they're both laughing and smiling even though taka tries to protest. and mondo finds it so cute how he tries to act all indignant.

wow i hate them!!!!!!

their relationship is so unbelievably tactile. just small touches all the fucking time whenever they can. brushes of hands, tucking hair behind ears, pats on the back, caressing of arms, more subtle things like that when they're in public.

but in private it's insane. they want to be merged, like they want to be as close as humanly possible. just laying in bed as a tangle of arms and legs and you wouldn't even know where one of them started and the other ended.

deep, long, meaningful hugs, rubbing circles on each others backs, massages (especially for taka considering how goddamn tense he is all the time. mondo has to verbally remind him to relax his shoulders and unclench his jaw. and taka reminds mondo to fix his posture lol).

lots of hair petting. mondo loves ruffling taka's hair or giving him noogies, much to taka's (cute) protesting. taka loves playing with and braiding mondo's hair when it's down. he'll do it with one hand while reading a book with the other and mondo is just drifting off to sleep.

mondo likes to lay over taka's lap. he's just like a big dog that thinks he's a lapdog lol

he's so heavy that when he's laying on top of taka and falls asleep taka is just stuck. like that "he's 200 lbs he decides when the hug ends" meme

and then taka's like "i have to get up mondo" and mondo, half asleep, just grumbles "noooo" and whines like a clingy dog (semi-related: mondo has definitely perfected puppy-dog eyes). and taka's kind of cat-like in that if he's laying in mondo's lap mondo is scared to move lol.

they're both so fucking clingy it's insane. bc absolutely taka would pull the same "no i don't want you to get up" thing, and mondo's trying to slide out of bed, but taka's latched onto his undershirt and he's pretty damn strong. and mondo's like "ur gonna rip my shirt baby"

(side bar: i think mondo would prefer "baby" to "babe". taka never uses "babe" but very very very rarely (and usually in the midst of intercourse) will he say "baby". he prefers "sweetheart", "my love", "darling", or "dear" i think. also saw someone say once that mondo would call taka "doll" and yes he totally would. and they put "my" in front of each other's names when addressing each other. ew).

mondo would do the clingy thing in the morning when taka wakes up at the ass-crack of dawn he's like "baby come back to bedddd it's fuckin 5 ammmm" and he's desperately patting the bed to entice taka back like he's pspspsing a cat, and it's cold and he misses taka's warmth, and he's sooo sleepy and taka's like "i know! it's time to start the day!" wide awake with a smile on his face. mondo just groans "you fuckin dork" affectionately

i really fucking hate them i hope you know that.

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taka with a chipped tooth from physical bullying when he was a child but his family couldn't afford to get it fixed (idk if this is imposing americanisms onto him, do they pay for dental-care in japan?? i don't fucking know) (when they make out mondo likes to run his tongue along it 👀)

omg mondo with a slight underbite!! he had to wear braces for so fucking long lol and he was so embarrassed, he thought it ruined his cool man biker persona. daiya would always tease him for it. mondo would ignore all the rules like don't eat sticky shit and stuff which would just cause him to stay in the braces even longer. lol dumbass

taka with an invisalign or retainer lol

OH WAIT hold on

taka with hearing loss and that's why he always shouts/overcompensates his voice cuz he can't tell how loud he's being (mondo gently tells him to keep it down).

eventually taka gets a hearing aid (his classmates were tired of the yelling).

OH and mondo with vision problems but he refuses to wear glasses cuz he thinks they ruin his tough guy look lol (taka thinks he looks good in them. academic even).

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mondo has the biggest sweet tooth ever and taka does not (he likes gross weird candy like black licorice and 99% dark chocolate and other salty unsweet stuff and mondo annoys him about it).

mondo is a milk chocolate guy all the way. also it's canon (at least from that little CD audio snippet) that mondo loves cotton candy which is just so fucking adorable to think about. big bad tough bosozoku guy likes soft pink fluffy candy (and soft fluffy dogs and his soft fluffy boyfriend). fucking loser!!!!

he's such a child 😭 they'd go on some kind of festival or boardwalk date and mondo begs taka for them to get cotton candy or ice cream or funnel cake or caramel apples or some other kind of sickly sweet treat every hour or so.

and every time without fail, taka will lecture him on how unhealthy all that junk is. not that mondo listens.

as a kid, mondo had constant cavities lol. taka has never had a single cavity nor any other kind of dental issue (other than having to wear invisalign/retainer like i wrote ab earlier cuz its dorky and cute and i think it suits him).

a little basic but i think taka's favorite festival food is takoyaki, it's just such a classic. i think mondo loves dango, kakigori, and taiyaki equally. but with taiyaki i don't think he enjoys red bean paste. i think he'd prefer it with ice cream. taka likes red bean paste a lot (especially with sesame) bc it's not too sweet.

even though he always touts the dangers of unhealthy fried food, taka secretly fancies fried stuff. he rarely lets himself eat it. but he really enjoys fried chicken and tempura sweet potato and stuff

on christmas mondo always surprises him with a huge bucket of KFC chicken lol

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on graduation day, taka and mondo both try to give the other the second button of their uniform at the same time loool just like shoving it in front of the other screaming "THIS IS FOR YOU!!" or something.

god they'd be so clumsy and ungraceful and awkward when it comes to confessions of love 😭

i think they'd both keep their respective buttons and, once they're married, they'd make some kind of matching jewelry out of them <3

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OKAY THAT'S ALL!! :)))

tldr: they're gay and stupid and i really hate them

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$70 for 17 gallons of gas we gotta get more french up in this bitch

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you know when you get the urge to rearrange your furniture? I love that tarantulas get that same urge.

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more ishimondo textposts...

part 2 (suggestive/NSFW; nothing crazy but yknow)

teehee!

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ishimondo textposts bc i have brainworms

part 1 (SFW, NSFW next... 👀)

so. guess what i did all day instead of unpacking my dorm stuff or continuing my fics. textposts! yay! way, way too many textposts!

not being able to draw sucks but at least i can make shitty memes with the game sprites :T (i might make some for some other ships and the THH characters in general too 🤔)

all were made by me! u can repost em elsewhere as long as u credit me :)

(some of these might have been done before but idk)

the lack of smiling sprites from these two is actually preposterous 👎

also i choose to blame the bad cropping on tumblr thank you very much

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thinking ab ishimondo's height difference...... 💭💭

stares out a window sighs contentedly......

god it just opens up so many cute scenarios and headcanons

exempla gratia:

-taka has to go on tiptoes to kiss mondo on the lips, or mondo has to lean down a bit. but, mondo can kiss taka's forehead without having to lean down, so he does that a lot

-when they hug face to face, taka's at just the right height to nuzzle his face into mondo's neck underneath his chin, and it reminds mondo of chuck nuzzling into him lmao

-when taka hugs mondo from behind, he just headbutts either the space between mondo's shoulder blades or the nape of mondo's neck like an over-enthusiastic cat lol. also he wraps his arms around mondo's abdomen so tight and squeezes like he's trying to straight up kill him or give him the Heimlich lmao this dude does NOT know his own strength

-when mondo hugs taka from behind, he plants his face right on top of taka's head. just straight up face flat into his hair lol (he especially likes to do this when taka's in the kitchen cuz it makes taka all grumpy like "shoo shoo i'm trying to cook!" and mondo just stays there basically leaning all his weight onto taka anyway. mondo's true form is that of a giant, stupid, lovable rottweiler that insists on being near you and touching you at all times, and you will trip over his blockheaded dumbass. immovable object)

oh my GODDDUHHHH i'm losing it i'm losing my mind i hate them holy fuck i need them dead i wanna kill them. i don't care that they're already dead i WILL revive them and kill them myself because i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them!!!!!!!!! 👎👎👎👎👎🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

(photo dump that i think shows the height difference well)

terrible. terrible terrible gay boys. just terrible. this is the future the twisted lgbt agenda wants 😡😡🤬🤬🤬 #NOTINMYAMERICA

i'm gonna be sick

(^ art by 塩 on pixiv)