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WOW SO GREAT SU THEORY WOOOOOOWWW

Steven Universe is about a kid who had a disability,so his biological parents put him up for adoption. Steven is just a normal boy with an unspecified disability.() The Crystal Gems (Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl) are his adoptive parents. The Diamond’s Pearls are his cousins, and the Diamonds are his aunts. Lapis is Steven’s sister and Peridot is her girlfriend (that the parents don’t exactly like) Connie is his friend that he met in the hospital. Stevonnie was their nurse. B. Zircon is the lawyer from his adoption case. Bismuth is his babysitter who used to be friends with his adoptive parents. All of the other people in the city were just people that he knew. Holly Blue is his (mean/abusive) teacher. Jasper is Lapis’s abusive ex (and a big dumb idiot). The Ruby Squad ™ are a group of quintuplets (who take advantage of him) in his class. The Famethyst are his extended family on Amethyst’s side. The Zoomans are family from Greg. Andy is still his “uncle”(using the term VERY loosely). Centipeedle is his friend from the hospital who slowly slipped into insanity. Pumpkin is Peri’s dog. story by me written by @achillean-daryl

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What was I on when I wrote this wtf

... and HOW DID NOBODY KNOW IT WAS A JOKE LMAO

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This Is Actually Legit, Guys

teozkrazy

Imma start using this

laurenzuke

my ONLY regret is that i wasnt on the show long enough to make peridot obsessed with fidget spinners canon

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BLESS YOU LAUREN

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The best

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WOW SO GREAT SU THEORY WOOOOOOWWW

Steven Universe is about a kid who had a disability,so his biological parents put him up for adoption. Steven is just a normal boy with an unspecified disability.() The Crystal Gems (Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl) are his adoptive parents. The Diamond’s Pearls are his cousins, and the Diamonds are his aunts. Lapis is Steven’s sister and Peridot is her girlfriend (that the parents don’t exactly like) Connie is his friend that he met in the hospital. Stevonnie was their nurse. B. Zircon is the lawyer from his adoption case. Bismuth is his babysitter who used to be friends with his adoptive parents. All of the other people in the city were just people that he knew. Holly Blue is his (mean/abusive) teacher. Jasper is Lapis’s abusive ex (and a big dumb idiot). The Ruby Squad ™ are a group of quintuplets (who take advantage of him) in his class. The Famethyst are his extended family on Amethyst’s side. The Zoomans are family from Greg. Andy is still his “uncle”(using the term VERY loosely). Centipeedle is his friend from the hospital who slowly slipped into insanity. Pumpkin is Peri’s dog. story by me written by @achillean-daryl

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