[sugaryewscythe]

me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down

[teqare]

*takes off my cowboy hat in disbelief*

[funnytwittertweets]

[sluggoonthestreet]

In this world of undeniable anxiety and woe, there are also small rocks that want to be manatees.

[teqare]

@crickethaze

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[vexx-the-egg]

[dirtbrunch]

[cannibalchicken]

any cat owner already knew this

[mariacallous]

#unfair study; that cat is orange

[melonyswife]

posts this image one billion trillion different times

[10001gecs]

Do you like it when guys moan your name?

no i prioritize women's voices #feminist

[deanwinchesterapologist]

did you guys know that the hours continue to pass even if you aren’t using them well. I’ll let you know if I discover more

[mikarchive2-deactivated20250714]

i want to be wanted ‼️ but i dont want to use instagram or dating apps ‼️ or go on casual dates ‼️ i want devotion you put your soul on the altar of my being no questions asked ‼️ or nothing . do you get what i mean . wah

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

[nandomando]

[log6]

you block ‘liberally’ you say? Well I block marxistly. Just one of the many ways in which I’m better than you

[transmortifried]

no context november. figure it out.

[abernathyvalois]

teenage girls niche emotional support character dies. 3 dead 9 injured

[adelphicoracle]

Have you guys seen all the Twitter apocalypse posts. It’s all Titanic sinking gifs and this:

[toadcroaky]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*