jaspertheaussie

Taco Bell. Aussies. Pitties. Highlighter. No filter. Out of context.

[horrorandhalloween]

[tequilaforxxtwo]

I just can’t contain myself any longer. I’m getting married in like three months!

[mint0ath]

Me too! Halloween I’m excited

[tequilaforxxtwo]

Really?! Our date is Halloween too! Best wishes to you!

[drewlazor]

USA Basketball’s unironic love of Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles” is easily the most compelling storyline of the 2016 Olympics.

Melo’s silent anguish at the end tho…

[tequilaforxxtwo]

I just can’t contain myself any longer. I’m getting married in like three months!

[tequilaforxxtwo]

Also, the ring listings on Etsy just in case anyone is interested.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/263225100/emerald-engagement-ring-white-goldhalo

https://www.etsy.com/listing/275040928/wedding-rings-charred-oak-whiskey-barrel

[tequilaforxxtwo]

I just can't contain myself any longer. I'm getting married in like three months!

[melaphantastic]

[fiantodurri]

i will reblog this 365 days a year

[connercant]

I WASN’T READY FOR THIS POST.

[prettythingsonfire]

GUYS IT’S BACK

[just-shower-thoughts]

Marriage is betting someone half your shit that they’ll love you for the rest of their life

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel.

[i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters]

October 🍃👻🍁🎃

[snazziest]

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

[thatpunnyguy-deactivated2016051]

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

[xjustcallmethedoctorx]

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

[halloweenandhorror24]

[i-consume-your-light-again-deac]

Grin-version 2. by moppaa

[was-emotional-alien]

[memequeen18-deactivated20151205]

this fucked me up.

[princesconsuela]

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[just-shower-thoughts]

I want to be a spelling bee judge so that I can give a finalist the word “their” and when they ask for how to use it in a sentence I’ll say “They’re over there with their friends.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Does anyone feel 100% confident correctly pronouncing the word “Worcestershire”?