hey i’m cari, fletcher, fletch — whatever floats your motorboat. i’ve made a living off singing about my exes / their hot new girlfriends, drinking tequila and signing boobs. if this isn’t what hannah montana was talking about when she sang “this is the life, hold on tight! this is the dream, it’s all i need!” then i don’t know what is! come tell me your most embarrassing moment @ herbodyisbible and i’ll overshare just about every detail of my life, it’ll be hot!













