reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you
The art style 🤤, the colors!!!!, the lighting that sets the mood so perfectly, Megumi's face looking at santa (he's trying to wrap his head around ehy santa seems to look like his dadgojo), the chopsticks for the kids 😭
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
leon's putting on his uniform while looking in the mirror as you lay in bed, oogling him. "you look so good in your uniform, leon."
"hmm, thanks, babe." leon replies, putting on his holster- not really paying you any mind.
"yeah. my strong, sexy, mean, cop boyfriend," you purr, strutting over and wrapping your arms around his waist, peppering kisses on his neck.
"who, me? i'm hardly a cop, still in training- i mean really everyone at the station just calls me rookie-"
"could just throw me around, huh? with these big muscles..." you feel up his biceps through his uniform, practically drooling. leon doesn't really catch where you're trying to go with this, more focused on getting ready for work. "apprehend me for all my wrongdoings. oops, officer, i smoked weed yesterday. forgive me," you mock.
"god, um, smoking weed isn't a crime anymore. i buy it for you, y'know... and i would smoke it with you, but i can't-"
you purse your lips in annoyance as he continues to adjust his uniform. "leon."
"yeah?" he finally looks at you in the mirror with his baby blue eyes. god, he's so cute. innocent, even. it pisses you off.
"fucking just play along with me."
his eyes widen at your stern tone. "oh!" he smiles bashfully. "sorry but- i really have to go soon. i'm gonna be late."
you roll your eyes, pushing yourself off of him and huffing as you sit back down on the bed. he follows you , pouting, and kneeling in front of your legs. "sweetheart, it isn't personal, please. i'll play with you when i get back, okay?"
you stare at him, not saying anything. he begins to press kisses on your thighs. his silent way of apologizing. so, you finally give in and run your hand through his hair, and press a kiss to his head. but then lightly kick him. "okay. go. go do your cop duties, and i'll just be daydreaming of you in your uniform all day."
leon looks up with you with the cutest puppy dog eyes. "yeah? you really think i look hot?"
"mhmm. might have to call 911 just so you'll come visit me"
he laughs, eyes trying to remember your face for his long shift. but he has to ask, "okay but, baby, you know you can't do that-"
"leon!"
"okay, okay! fine, i'm going. love you," he mumbles, kissing your cheek as he gets up and runs out the door.
if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery
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