Just Another Swiftie;

My name's Teran, I'm 24, I'm from MO, I'm a pediatric nurse, and I’ve loved Taylor Swift since ‘06! 6/30/18 Fun fact: my mom almost named me Taylor 🤷🏻‍♀️ Insta:teranmarkay13 Twitter: sarlovesTAY

[teranlovestay]

**Me clocking out after a night shift at the hospital**

@taylorswift

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Taylor Swift // Albums

[teranlovestay]

@taylorswift, you are courageous and you are strong. Thank you for being brave enough to stand up for yourself in such a public manner. I have no way of even beginning to fathom how difficult and hurtful all of this must be for you. I hope you are surrounded by family and friends who are covering you in love and validation. Please know, for what it’s worth, I love you so so much and I’m here to support you through anything. You are valued and safe with all of us here in this space.

[teranlovestay]

@taylorswift: “...Cracked her bones on the pavement she once decorated”

Also Taylor: “Snakes and stones never broke my bones”

@taylornation

[teranlovestay]

In case you missed it!!! I got married last weekend and my dad and I did a surprise father/daughter dance 🥰

Please help me get this to @taylorswift!!!!! @taylornation

#swiftiewedding

[teranlovestay]

My good friend Lindsey made this for me and I’m overwhelmed holy 🥰

@taylorswift @taylornation

[teranlovestay]

Left: a detail shot of my wedding dress that I bought a year ago

Right: one of @taylorswift’s ominous TS7 photos

In conclusion: don’t even try to tell me that T and I aren’t on the same wavelength 💟💕✨

Stayed tuned for our #SwiftieWedding on 6.01

[teranlovestay]

@taylorswift

[teranlovestay]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

@taylorswift

[teranlovestay]

I need to frame this 😱

[speaknow]

In 7 hours the countdown ends and we still don’t know exactly what happens. Also do we stay on the website or do we go to social media or do we go to Spotify

[kenzzzo13]

Hummm these are good questions! Can we have any answer or are we just site hopping here?

[goodgirlwhoshopeful]

SITE HOPPING

[teranlovestay]

Dakota and I bought this flower wall for our wedding (June FIRST!!) and I just lugged it outside to have a TS7 themed selfie shoot and I am very pleased with the results 💟💕✨🦋🌴

@taylorswift @taylornation

[teranlovestay]

THIS FILTER HAS BEEN MY JAM ALL DAY ITS SO PRETTY

[teranlovestay]

Left: a detail shot of my wedding dress that I bought a year ago

Right: one of @taylorswift’s ominous TS7 photos

In conclusion: don’t even try to tell me that T and I aren’t on the same wavelength 💟💕✨

Stayed tuned for our #SwiftieWedding on 6.01

[teranlovestay]

@taylorswift

[taylorswift]

So… Kelsey Montague helped me pull off the best surprise clue reveal today in Nashville!! Thank you to everyone who showed up, I’ve never been more proud of your FBI level detective skills. Next clue: I’ll be joining the magnificent Robin Roberts for a chat tonight on ABC live from Nashville 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[aaronexplainsitall]

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

[taylorswift]

That’s it, that’s the tweet

[teranlovestay]

Left: a detail shot of my wedding dress that I bought a year ago

Right: one of @taylorswift’s ominous TS7 photos

In conclusion: don’t even try to tell me that T and I aren’t on the same wavelength 💟💕✨

Stayed tuned for our #SwiftieWedding on 6.01

[lov-eswift]

[teranlovestay]

The sky at our farm looks SO TS7 TONIGHT HOLY SMOKES 💟💕✨