probably not

[terbearyo]

#updates #selfie #snowman #bigmood

[terbearyo]

It’s ya girl

[terbearyo]

throw back to i don’t even know when.

[terbearyo]

I just want to be confident

Like is it too much to ask to want to be happy with my body and the way I look 🙄

[unsettlingstories]

This abandoned hospital had a lone occupant.

Via Reddit.

[latenights]

To everyone that’s in love right now: I hope it is gentle, kind, and does not hurt you physically or mentally.

[bearf1ghter]

[autohaste]

When Naruto was on it was on, but too many negatives for a beautifully animated show

[tinderventure]

Seems legit

[tinderventure]

Send duck pics

[mrsmiawallaces]

This Vine gives me life

[shavostars]

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.

[terbearyo]

Trying real hard to look cute today

[terbearyo]

Back when ya girl was a cutie 😉😂

[unsettlingstories]

A Pathetic Wretch

Inspired by this piece of short horror by Solomon Slate.

After her husband left, all she did was cry. Cry, cry cry. Noon: cry. 10:00pm: cry. 3:00am: cry.  Her pitiful bleating would pour through the thin wall between our apartments and drive me out of my mind.

I couldn’t sleep. My work suffered. I stared, eyes wide with restless hatred, at the ceiling in my uncomfortable bed as night after night was stolen from me.

Pounding on the wall did nothing but cause her to cry harder. Calls to the obese building superintendent brought castigation; not to my neighbor, but to me.

“How dare you be so heartless,” the super chided. In the rare cases she wasn’t speaking around a mouthful of food, it still sounded as if she were. “Her husband abandoned her!”

“I can’t sleep. I can’t even think!” I protested.

The thing on the other end of the line huffed. “Get some earplugs,” she suggested, and hung up.

This went on for months. Like any man in my situation, I reached the end of my rope. And, in a way, so did my neighbor.

Continue reading.

[unsettlingstories]

Thicc Thanos and His Willing Thanus: A Novel

[unsettlingstories]

If this doesn’t have 5000 notes by this time tomorrow, I’m deleting my blog.

[jeweledstone]

If you delete, I’m deleting too

[unsettlingstories]

Tumblr will delete everyone’s blogs if this doesn’t hit 5000 notes by tomorrow.

[sixpenceee]

[quetzalcoatl2k]

I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.

[juicy-bi-deactivated20210705]

😂😂😂😂😂

[rougebebending]

yeah just do it the easy way bruh

[maxeth]

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

[pumpkinradish-deactivated202004]

Now THAT is a horror game

[wartortling]

this is just how ikea is

[the-replicator]

hey hey for everyone that doesn’t know this is based on SCP-3008 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008), basically “infinite IKEA”. Staff is docile during the day, but hostile at night, and they’re all randomly deformed in some way–hands too big, weirdly tall, giant legs, tiny head, etc. Groups of humans trapped in the SCP have created small fortresses out of furniture and will forage for food and supplies (that are somehow always replenished) during the day and will fight off the staff at night. it’s fucking wild

[tendie-defender]

Sounds like rural 24hr walmarts at 2 am.

[mikeneedsadrink-deactivated2020]

^^^When you need milk in the middle of the night, but you live in Cousinfuck County…

[marinaqua]

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

[osmanthusoolong]

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

[bradkey]

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

[missvoltairine-blog]

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

[floralgemini-deactivated2016111]

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

[onceiwashere]

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

[waspabi]

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

[haledamage]

whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing

[popculturebrain]

Adam Ellis is either a genius horror storyteller or in grave, grave danger.