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Puns, Art, Shenanigans, and Opinions, as well as completely unrelated content - like Kitten Videos. My Art Proof I am a Heterosexual

[mandaamsbt]

my team, my girl !!!

[biolegend]

Newton’s lesser known 4th law of motion.

[adamprrishcycle]

Story time: a few weeks ago me and my sister went to London and we’d been listening to the beginning of hp and the prisoner of azkaban on audible together on the journey down and we’d just heard about the dementors on the train. so when we got there we went straight to the tube station and after a few minutes of being on the train, it got stopped and held and we didn’t know what was going on. then these policemen got on and searched our carriage without saying a word and looked at everyone’s face as they passed. and me and my sister just looked at each other because right then we were living the True Harry Potter Experience and I thought fuck that warner brothers bullshit, they’re looking for sirius black, this is the real deal

[hushhatake]

[unfriendlybitch-deactivated2015]

sperm don’t become babies

[jaehyu-archive-blog]

what do ppl with naturally straight hair do with all that free time….

[judejynerso]

we curl our hair

[thoodleoo]

careers that i am looking into:

harpy

beautiful and unattainable nymph who scorns the advances of men and gods alike

witch who turns men into pigs

[terminallywhite-blog]

I don’t always post personal photos, but when I do, it’s when I’m sitting on the edge of Trolltunga in Norway. Needless to say, I did not want to come home...

[vinesnow]

[randomfandomteacher]

Unmute this shit

[trans-mouse]

This vine is very close to perfect.

[luunytoonz]

The song choice perfectly describes my reaction to this.

[unholydevilhost]

roflpancakes

[sparrowwitharrows-deactivated20]

Gentle reminder that there is nothing wrong with talking to and wishing on stars. 

They are kind. They are millions of years old and will gladly sit and listen to your every word. Even after they are gone they will still remain for centuries more, watching over you as your guiding light. The stars are your friend, your confidants. Talk to them, they will listen. 

[dreamlands-explorer]

@editorincreeps

[skindyedblue]

god bless all these dork children

[memewhore]

[professorspork]

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD

[kobayashi-rindou-deactivated201]

Visit Original Link

Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?

[dardanos-blog]

[spatsula-deactivated20181219]

2004 is calling me… whispering

numa numa yay

[turntechdave]

the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds

[gregorius-daneli]

Ah, yes, 2004… an excellent vintage. Truly a most delectable meme.

[pieartsystuff]

this was a pure meme

[harrisonford42]

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

are you ready to suffer?

[carterrogers-archive-deactivate]

wow i can’t believe kylo is gonna die in ep viii

[mlder]

FUCK YOUR SON UP LEIA

[exgynocraticgrrl-archive-deacti]

Tony Porter: A Call To Men "Tony is the original visionary and co-founder behind A CALL TO MEN: The National Association of Men and Women Committed to Ending Violence Against Women. He is the author of "Well Meaning Men...Breaking Out of the Man Box - Ending Violence Against Women" and the visionary for the book, NFL Dads Dedicated to Daughters. Tony's message of accountability is welcome and supported by many grassroots and established organizations. He’s currently working with numerous domestic and sexual violence programs, the National Football League, the National Basketball Association, colleges and universities around the country. He has worked with the United States Military Academy at West Point and the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis. Tony is an international lecturer for the U.S. State Department having worked in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, United Kingdom and Brazil. In addition, he has been a guest presenter for the United Nations' Commission on the Status of Women and has been a script consultant for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit." - (x)

[profeminist]

More Tony Porter posts 

[sourcedumal]

And when we do tell men how dangerous it is, they tell us to shut up. See: Any conversation about street harassment.

[weloveshortvideos]

So dramatic

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

[sarkopterygia]

#ppl are gonna write their dissertations on this shit (x)

// @antlered-kitten

[lemonadesoda]

This reminds me of the time when I was on vacation with my family and we were hiking, and after using a rest stop, the conversation turned to the grossness of outhouses and port-a-potties, and I said that if I ever got splashback from a port-a-potty, “my soul would depart my body.” My parents found that hilarious, and my dad commented that my generation can be so clever with words bc he would only think to say something like “It would be disgusting” which doesn’t convey the sentiment nearly as well as “my soul would depart my body.”

[starcunning]

Adjacent but relevant is Tia Baheri’s “Your Ability to Can Even: A Defense of Internet Linguistics”

[guayabaprince]

I find this so intriguing because it opens up so many possibilities for future writers to connect with their readers.

[polistes]

[do-over]

I feel like maybe this might be of interest to some.

[catsof-blog]

PRRRRRRRRRRR-PRRRRRRRRRRRR

[doctorofwhut]

Kitty

[kyraneko]

Him purr.