It was quiet in the one-room apartment. Technoblade pulled down his mug and opened the container of mix on the counter, measuring out a few spoonfuls. He considered supplementing the mix with a spoonful of Nutella, but he was pretty sure Philza was saving the last of it for a fruit plate.
Philza wasnât in the apartment.
That wasnâtâthat wasnât right. Technoblade felt his heart rate spike. If Philza wasnât here, andâhe checked the calendar on the fridge. His charge wasnât working right now either. His keys werenât in the bowl.
Philza was always home when Technoblade came home. That was where he belonged. He worked morning shifts at the coffee shop, and then he came home where it was safe. Had someone found Philza, dragged him back? Technoblade would kill them.
Technoblade turned the heat on the stove off, went to get his gun from under the bed, and headed for the door.
Or: Human Weapon Philza and Handler Techno, learning to be free together.
Status: 1/1 chapters, updated 1 June, 3,742 words
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza
Tags: Alternate Universe â Mob Hybrids, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Dehumanization, Alternate Universe - Human Weapon, Codependency, Non-Chronological, Food, Queerplatonic Relationships, Trust, Technoblade-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Queerplatonic Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza, Autistic Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Autistic Phil Watson | Philza, Look it feels extremely obvious to tag those ones but THEY ARE PRESENT IN THE WORK, Oh also, Technoblade Has an Anxiety Disorder (Video Blogging RPF), yes they're aut4aut again, i am who i am, Voices for the Blade 2026healing arc
Hello, me again! I got to write something for @voicesfortheblade this year, and got to gift to @piglinwithapickaxe! I had a wonderful time as always, doing the charity event (we raised over a thousand dollars this year for cancer and immigration-related charities) and working with the fantastic prompts. Yes I saw "human weapon au" in the sheet and dove forward like you would not believe. And I GOT it. Big wins for medusa. Thank you for your donation to charity Ceph, and I hope you enjoy!
I also got to work with CocoBean (not sure of tumblr sorry) as part of @fandomtrumpshate and got to brainstorm up some funky structural things for this one! Thank you for your generosity and for contributing your time to raise money for charity! We're hitting all the charity events with this one, as is simply the Technoblade way.
Happy technoblade-and-pride-month, everybody!