Royal Guard.

Independent Neferpitou

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cinderella-esque:

CHIMERA ANT…Royal Guard? What was that? Do all of them resemble humanoid felines? Yukako eyes look at their ears, resting atop of their head instead of either side of their head. Then she looks towards their tail, which should be nonexistent. Their hands are enlarged than that of hers(and even that of an average mans), and their knees… THEY REMIND HER OF A DOLL.

❝ What do you mean INTERESTING? ❞ Unknowing just what this Chimera Ant classifies as food, Yukako had every right to be curious.

  Clawed digit rested gently against the insect’s chin as they inspected the human in front of them, giving them an entire walk around before stopping in front of them again. Through her En she had sense a handful of interesting humans in this city, they weren’t exactly aura’s but they were...different! This girl was included. They then reached out to touch the human’s hair, as if seeing if it were a living entity itself. 

         ‘’Your hair has an aura....I can see it. But the rest of you seems fairly average which is strange. I’ve never seen someone who just had their aura in one place.....are you a specialist of some sort?’’

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how many threads have i lost on this blog

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cinderella-esque:

METALLIC OBJECT? Yukako’s eyes follow the spit covered finger(they seemed to be licking off something a few seconds ago, she was unsure as to what it was), extended towards the recently wrecked vehicle. Once she sees that it’s the car, the teenager’s eyebrows furrow at the unscathed victim of said wrecked vehicle, did they truly not know what a car is? ❝ A car? ❞

YUKAKO, AT FIRST, DOESN’T BOTHER TO overthink the others sentence, most primarily the word ❛ human ❜ that was thrown around if they weren’t one too. Her eyelids lower at the mere thought. They can’t be human if they walked away from something as catastrophic as a car crash without so much as a scratch.

❝ What are you? ❞

       ‘’...A car?’’ What an odd word for a cage. The ant wanted to know more about these ‘cars’ and this human seemed like they’d be useful for information if nothing else! Soon they left the scene of the crash and they were almost skipping towards the adolescent human before them. As soon as they weren’t blocking the body of the victim it was clear that a rather large HOLE had been put through the top of their skull. Almost as if someone went in their and stabbed their brain, how scary. 

   Without losing a beat in their steps they answered in almost a joyous tone. ‘’I am a Chimera Ant Royal Guard. I was scouting out this city for a food supply for my colony and so far the food seems rather bland.’’ They stopped mere inches away from the teenager so they could see just how inhuman they actually were. ‘’’But you seem pretty interesting.’’

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Help me.

Hi guys, so I haven’t been on much because my mom had a heart attack Thursday. They say she is going to be okay, thank goodness. It seems like every time I turn around there is SOMETHING going on. I just lost my job, but I guess it was a good thing because the restaurant was raided Friday for drugs. The first paycheck I got, I was able help pay our house payment because where my mom only gets around 400$ a month, our house payment being 260$( usually 180 ) because the loaning/banking company decided to pay our land taxes this year - _-, we haven’t been able to pay the light bill or water bill. 

The light bill is around 130$ and the water is around 80-85$. I will DO ANYTHING to try and get the money to pay it. I don’t want my mom to come home without lights or water. The paycheck I will be getting will be roughly around 50$, I hope. 

I can draw or make you a theme, it doesn’t matter. If you donate on paypal at [email protected], I will make you ANYTHING. Please, please help.

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karismatickitty:

terpischorant:

@karismatickitty

  ‘What’s pussyjuice? Is it an edible human secretion? Is that how your species hydrates themselves?’

“ ITS NO FUN TELLING YOU NASTY JOKES. ”

   ‘’Hm, nasty jokes? Is it gross? How does it taste?’’

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🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN’S PUSSY 💦🐱💦 Jesus has CUM 💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT COCK 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 COCK in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦

what in the god damn

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@karismatickitty

  ‘What’s pussyjuice? Is it an edible human secretion? Is that how your species hydrates themselves?’

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now...what did i have to do on this blog before i got sucked into painwheel

[rabiscosetal]

- It’s medicinal! 

[daily-youpi]

what really happened

[cannibarbie]

         i’m not being manipulated, and i won’t let myself be killed that easily. / promo credit.

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#war flashbacks

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painwhccl:

                                              THE PAIN OF PAINWHEEL.

                      Indie Selective Painwheel from Skullgirls. Penned by Harley.

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cinderella-esque:

YUKAKO WAS CLOSE TO the car accident — close enough to see the other mindlessly cross the street, without so much as even looking both ways to see if their were any cars coming.

It was only a matter of time before a car collided with them, not only making the driver harshly SLAM their head against the steering wheel, but the rising blunt force and chest trauma, which put them on the verge of death.

She took several steps back, 1/3 of a second taken to blink, her eyelids more heightened at the sight before her. She’s never seen a car crash before. It rises bewilderment from her, but it only last a second before she’s tugging a thick strand of hair behind her ear, an eyebrow raising as the one who was hit by the car was UNSCATHED.

WHAT WERE THEY DOING? Yukako stayed where she was, eyebrows now knitted to see what the unharmed ❛ victim ❜ was doing. Where they checking if the driver was dead? She calls out to the other, asking them a question she already knew the answer of. ❝ Are you alright? ❞

    Pitou stands to their full height, around that of the average human being. Her now bloodied claw exists the woman’s skull and she begins to step towards the young woman to get a closer look at her. As soon as her foot meets the concrete away from the car her En flares up and spread throughout the small town, the red tendrils taking count of everything in it. Their raw talent gave her En an enormous pressure that would be felt by everyone for a moment, though it wasn’t malice filled since they didn’t feel threatened, it was definitely heavy.   

   ‘’Me? I’m fine. The human...survived but I put her out of her misery. She had crushed lungs and she couldn’t possibly survive fur much longer.’’ She raised her hand that had been dipped in the fluids past the woman’s skull and begun to lick them off with their sandpapery tongue to get off whatever bits of skull and brains that were attached. Soon after she’s done cleaning herself she points towards the vehicle. ‘’What is that metallic object the human was encased in? Is it some sort of prison? A punishment for traitors to their colony who have to live inside until they’re either forced to kill themselves or starve?’’

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tosses over a raw thing of meat.

    The Royal Guard watched as the meat flopped against the floor of this weird human den. They assumed it was for them to eat but they weren’t necessarily hungry. Still, it would be rude to waste food and resources so the creature lifted the slab from the floor and made quick work of it. It didn’t taste very nutritious. Kind of fatty actually.

      ‘Nyoron....what was that for? I didn’t tell you that I was hungry.’

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Chimera Ants don’t necessarily exist in the Jojo Universe but it wouldn’t be the most outrageous thing by far to exist or HAVE existed at some point. If I were to make a JJBA verse then Neferpitou would probably be pierced by the arrow a number of times which is why she has....three entire god damn stands. Her loyalty to the King is an indomitable force and her will to protect and serve him probably would draw the arrow to them. 

 Their King, Meruem, only has one stand but like...every stand user they eat makes their stand stronger and they were already strong before can you imagine how OP that would be. Pitou’s main stand would be Terpischora which is an offensive stand with an A in power, an A in speed, and an A in durability with a D in distance. Since the stand is mostly a part of her body but unlike Star Platinum, The World, Stone Ocean, and other short range stands it itself doesn’t attack but it gives it’s user complete control of their body. Doctor Blythe is a healing stand with an A in durability but pretty low stats in regards to everything else. Her last stand would be Puppeteering which has a B in power and an A in distance and fairly average stats in other areas. 

                  I can’t think of anything else atm...I should make a page.