real-time fandub games’ sonic riders sentence starters.
“ just because you hold it, doesn’t make it yours! “
“ i’m really scared, and i don’t know why, so we’re gonna have to get to the bottom of this i think. “
“ i have no thoughts on tomorrowland. “
“ you can’t not have thoughts on tomorrowland! “
“ how the fuck did you get up here? we’re like eight miles off the ground. “
“ i love stealing shit! great day! “
“ stop making ‘vroom’ sounds–we have to go! “
“ that was an illegal left, by the way. “
“ don’t worry about it. it’s just that i missed my therapy appointment today and i’m a little upset about it. “
“ i was in history, but only once. “
“ i just wanted to close my eyes and see where i’d ended up. “
“ sorry, i had to scream. it’s just a thing, don’t worry about it. “
“ i feel like i’m another plane of existence right now. “
“ i love seeing people suffer when they wrong me, even if it’s minor! “
“ i’ve just been so on edge since we had to kick ____ out of the polycule because she/he/they could only name two of the beatles. “
“ hey ____, your copy of ‘grown ups 2′ is overdue. you should return it. “
“ we’ve had ‘grown ups 2′ for almost four months and i still haven’t seen it yet! “
“ i’m gonna go fuck with the competition! “
“ i’m ____, and i’m your new best-friend! …if you’ll have me. “
“ i don’t care what your therapist told you, ____. “
“ if we hack into the redbox, we might be able to extend the deadline. “
“ well, i’m out. done with this shit. “
“ honestly, i’m not fucking with any more redbox’s. the last time i did it spit a bunch of quarters at me. “
“ let’s just ride on our skateboards, i feel like it’s a good way to de-stress. “
“ there’s nothing that can stop me now, especially not some sort of unforeseen disaster event! “
“ looks like you’re stuck with the wii-u, you punk bitch! “
“ i’m turning up the graphics settings, once and for all! “
“ i’m gonna show you all the coolest skateboard tricks and then you’ll respect me! “
“ i can’t make these kinds of impacts at my age! “
“ top 30 reasons why ____ is sorry… number 5 will surprise you. “
“ top 30 anime deaths–number 1: your fucking ass right now! “
“ it’s the adam sandler signal! “
“ well. i can’t think of anything. “
“ imagining yourself as a jet plane won’t help you this time, ____. “
“ never go outside your comfort zone, that’s what i always say. “
“ that’s right, ____! i just add people on facebook if i think i recognize them from a party. “
“ i don’t believe it for a second, you still look like a raggedy ass bitch. “
“ let me show you my youtuber impressions! “
“ that’s a shitty, fucking robot. “
“ so long, you dusty bitch! “
“ shut the fuck your mouth, you piece of shit! i didn’t go to four years of masters school to get called a dusty bitch! “
“ no, not your corpus callosum! “
“ ok, boomer, shut the fuck up! “
“ i’m gonna cause discourse! i’m gonna cause problems on purpose! “
“ wait we need an attractive person, step aside. “
“ i appreciate you immensely, that’s why i need you to come over and feel this crazy rock, holy shit. “
“ everything i say is helpful, right? “
“ ____, you need to do some serious self adjustment, my friend. “
“ you’ve always been a bitch. always. “
“ ____, this is all because you were being a jackass! “
“ we’re in the world of thematic resolution, ____! “
“ i’m sorry for being a stupid, smelly little bitch! “
“ i can’t understand a word you’re saying, but that’s okay. “
“ you’re gonna have to beg a little bit harder than that, motherfucker! “
“ i will give you the satisfaction of snuffing out another life. “
“ oh my god, hatsune miku is dead! “
“ i don’t use the words ‘fucking stupid’ loosely. ”
“ honestly, i feel pretty good about everything that happened at the hell dimension. “
“ wait, you met hatsune miku without me? “
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