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Peter Solarz

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if i look back, i am lost
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this blog is archaic my god
real-time fandub games’ sonic riders sentence starters.
“ just because you hold it, doesn’t make it yours! “
“ i’m really scared, and i don’t know why, so we’re gonna have to get to the bottom of this i think. “
“ i have no thoughts on tomorrowland. “
“ you can’t not have thoughts on tomorrowland! “
“ how the fuck did you get up here? we’re like eight miles off the ground. “
“ i love stealing shit! great day! “
“ stop making ‘vroom’ sounds–we have to go! “
“ that was an illegal left, by the way. “
“ uhm, i’m dead! “
“ don’t worry about it. it’s just that i missed my therapy appointment today and i’m a little upset about it. “
“ i was in history, but only once. “
“ i just wanted to close my eyes and see where i’d ended up. “
“ sorry, i had to scream. it’s just a thing, don’t worry about it. “
“ i feel like i’m another plane of existence right now. “
“ i love seeing people suffer when they wrong me, even if it’s minor! “
“ i’ve just been so on edge since we had to kick ____ out of the polycule because she/he/they could only name two of the beatles. “
“ it’s my enemy stand! “
“ hey ____, your copy of ‘grown ups 2′ is overdue. you should return it. “
“ we’ve had ‘grown ups 2′ for almost four months and i still haven’t seen it yet! “
“ i’m gonna go fuck with the competition! “
“ i’m ____, and i’m your new best-friend! …if you’ll have me. “
“ i don’t care what your therapist told you, ____. “
“ if we hack into the redbox, we might be able to extend the deadline. “
“ well, i’m out. done with this shit. “
“ honestly, i’m not fucking with any more redbox’s. the last time i did it spit a bunch of quarters at me. “
“ let’s just ride on our skateboards, i feel like it’s a good way to de-stress. “
“ there’s nothing that can stop me now, especially not some sort of unforeseen disaster event! “
“ looks like you’re stuck with the wii-u, you punk bitch! “
“ i’m turning up the graphics settings, once and for all! “
“ i’m gonna show you all the coolest skateboard tricks and then you’ll respect me! “
“ i can’t make these kinds of impacts at my age! “
“ top 30 reasons why ____ is sorry… number 5 will surprise you. “
“ top 30 anime deaths–number 1: your fucking ass right now! “
“ it’s the adam sandler signal! “
“ well. i can’t think of anything. “
“ imagining yourself as a jet plane won’t help you this time, ____. “
“ never go outside your comfort zone, that’s what i always say. “
“ that’s right, ____! i just add people on facebook if i think i recognize them from a party. “
“ i don’t believe it for a second, you still look like a raggedy ass bitch. “
“ let me show you my youtuber impressions! “
“ that’s a shitty, fucking robot. “
“ so long, you dusty bitch! “
“ shut the fuck your mouth, you piece of shit! i didn’t go to four years of masters school to get called a dusty bitch! “
“ no, not your corpus callosum! “
“ ok, boomer, shut the fuck up! “
“ i’m gonna cause discourse! i’m gonna cause problems on purpose! “
“ wait we need an attractive person, step aside. “
“ i appreciate you immensely, that’s why i need you to come over and feel this crazy rock, holy shit. “
“ everything i say is helpful, right? “
“ ____, you need to do some serious self adjustment, my friend. “
“ you’ve always been a bitch. always. “
“ ____, this is all because you were being a jackass! “
“ we’re in the world of thematic resolution, ____! “
“ i’m sorry for being a stupid, smelly little bitch! “
“ i can’t understand a word you’re saying, but that’s okay. “
“ you’re gonna have to beg a little bit harder than that, motherfucker! “
“ i will give you the satisfaction of snuffing out another life. “
“ oh my god, hatsune miku is dead! “
“ i don’t use the words ‘fucking stupid’ loosely. ”
“ honestly, i feel pretty good about everything that happened at the hell dimension. “
“ wait, you met hatsune miku without me? “
it sure would be nice if sessionbox worked so i could be on all my blogs again
Send ❂ for a like headcanon.
Send ✄ for a favorite movie of my muse’s.
Send ✚ for one of my muse’s prized possessions.
Send ✿ for a happy memory.
Send ♡ for a friendship headcanon.
Send ♬ for a childhood headcanon.
Send ☼ for a dream headcanon.
Send ♧ for a cooking headcanon.
Send ❧ for a food headcanon.
Send ★ for a talent headcanon.
Send ❀ for a crush my muse has had.
Send △ for a sex headcanon.
Send ➷ for a sports headcanon.
Send ♤ for a ‘dislike’ headcanon.
Send ♆ for something my muse hates.
Send ⊗ for a phobia headcanon.
Send ☾ for a sleep headcanon.
Send ✜ for a fear headcanon.
Send ☠ for a death headcanon.
Send ◊ for a headcanon of the mun’s choice.
divine form. independent wlw exclusive multi muse. cared for by paige.
imagine when babyfinn meets pb she tries figure out what he is
“what is this. is this meat. holy shit pepbutt look this kid is made of fuckign meat”
pb: marcy what is this kid
marceline: thats a human bonnie
pb:
if marceline broke up with me i would simply get her back and not take 7 years rip to pb but im different
is Marceline tryin to tell us something?! smexy lady!!
to all the homophobes out there:
if Hunson Abadeer, the King of the Nightosphere, a literal entity of Destruction and Chaos ™, can support his daughter wholeheartedly then so can you
unstoppable is just another kind of stoppable.
A HUNDRED THOUSAND SILKEN SUNS SPUN ACROSS HER MYSTERIES —– —- – ☀ ☼
“YOU DID THIS ONTO ME, NOW I’M DOING THIS ONTO YOU,” he curses with a guttural voice that raises the hairs on the back of your neck. you notice he’s wrapped himself in beautiful blue skin as well as the rancid hide of decaying creatures from the twelfth dimensions, corners of reality you weren’t supposed to perceive, an abyss stuck between layers of reality. an abomination towers over you, his eyes a gateway to madness the longer you stare in awe as well as freezing dread. your brain cracks and all remaining sanity shatters, your mind is lost to the glitch of creation. all you remember is the wet sound of your spine snapping in half, before the dust of your essence is poured down a super massive black hole.
18+ cosmic horror & sci-fi OC, written by farida
ready to comprehend? follow.
not sure if your mind is ripe enough? like and I’ll check out your blog instead.
marceline sends u a message on tinder n her profile pic is her in a shirt that says ‘i shaved my balls for this’ do u reply y/n
Do it till I bruise