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tumblr is easy to figure out if you say that you'll never be popular, the users will make you popular out of spite
I created a private blog for some emergency notes and worldbuilding stuff made sure it is actually private, password, unshareable, and all but the mention of gnomes being violent was enough for Tumblr to break the entire thing thanks Tumblr, very cool
fruit flavored beer: acquired
For safety reasons, you should always put a kobold on top of every skyscraper so they can yip at any low-flying dragons who might not see the building at night.
throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back fat and satisfied one of the wolves is my grandma and she loves cooking
Words cannot express how happy I am that I got this achievement on the first try
(yes, I almost died. Worth it!)
Heh. I fell down a hole.
Namely, this one:
I downloaded this game a while back when it was on sale and finally decided to check it out a couple days ago when I had an hour to kill, which isn't enough time to fire up Sims and do anything in it. And....man, this thing is addictive. I've seen it called a steady drip of dopamine, and it really, truly is.
I'mma babble a non-spoilery mini-review, so I'll cut for your pleasure... There's also some gameplay pics back there, if y'all wanna see.
Tumblr is one of those sites that won't surprise me if I discover that there's an entire community just talking about a random tech support guy in a small town's local college
Metal Hellsinger is literally guitar hero but you have a gun.
Okay Troy Baker playing a cursed disembodied skull with a southern drawl and a cheerleader attitude for this silent brooding demon warrior is so silly but actually so wholesome?? This game is fun as hell (pun intended) but I was not expecting this relationship to be so weirdly endearing. I kinda love it.
ultrakill is genuinely so funny for this
I was playing Team Fortress 2 and when someone yelled about stopping the payload and I woke up.
I claimed Jesus in a roleplay server and I was really bummed that for the next 3 days I couldn’t use him.
pretty sure in Catholic canon Jesus went to hell in those three days so guess what (:
HE WHAT
It’s called the Harrowing of Hell and it is a part of catholic mythology! The idea is that while Christ was dead for three days, he went to hell and just kinda…whooped ass until he came back.
He girlbossed his way out of that one, methinks
Devastating: they all got pancaked
@itsapmseymour how could you let this happen?
Quite easily actually
there is like a universal constant where people will show me really hot robots and armored people and when im like ‘oh hot’ the character turns out to be an absolutely horrible fucking person and they have to get out the spray bottle and honestly im so tired of hot characters being evil in the not fun way
This was the guy for reference
A cult is about to sacrifice a child in the name of their dark god. That’s when the deity shows up and says: “People, my house is teeming with these kids you keep sending me. It would please me more if you raised them yourselves in a responsible manner.”
You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. “Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?” You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you.