EMMA

theatre major sitcom enthusiast cat person

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

hey is anyone interested in Treating Me Right it’s free.  it doesn’t cost anything

[terrecea]

the more I catch myself saying “that’s a whole other can of worms” I realize how many fucking cans of worms I have

[fuckslug]

why cat praised for being fat and covered in hair but not i

[dankmemeuniversity]

[boobasprite]

[sir-thursday]

Sir that is too big a bite

[x-file]

Don’t tell him what to do

[sir-thursday]

He is causing a scene

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i finally found the best youtube comment

[phunderplonics]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

why’d you get banned?

[phunderplonics]

touched the rat

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

what rat

[phunderplonics]

chunky cheese

[ewaneneollav]

just found this comic i drew in 2012

[heartphat]

[schmuckloaf]

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

me , in any public place : Who Here Has A Crush On Me ?

[rosewater1997]

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

[elriabrunnr]

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

[elriabrunnr]

[littlepoots]

[rottenbutrecovering]

My dramatic ass when anything goes even slightly wrong

[someonespetturtle]

under communism we all have to share one toothbrush with this man