>:)

[important-cat-pics]

[prunsel]

she delt on my rune til my tale goes under or whatever

[prunsel]

did you know a very low transparency mario smoking weed has been hidden in my icon for 4 years

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[twinkboobs-deactivated20250801]

i wish people were nicer about the whole transgender thing

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[plastidecor]

HELP

[adastrabbit]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[balile]

[greelin]

words like “charlatan” and “bastard” are so cool. but it is not good to be either of those things, supposedly

[inbabylontheywept]

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

[hotshotriot]

free trial for ffxiv is expanding to shadowbringers you guys have no reason not to play toys with us anymore

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[isoddtosay]

[iri-desky]

When you get past all the political stuff/heinous crap, there are QUITE some gems on here

[46-reasonable-hamsters]

[mombodryoshu]

i made this abnormality for my friends a few days ago as a joke and theyve become utterly obsessed with it so i have to show it here too

[postnuclearophelia]

they want us to all hate each other and everyone falls for it every time

[tainbocuailnge]

nothing like seeing an annoying mean spirited comment and going to their blog to block them and the first post you see is "nobody likes me i dont belong in this world". i suggest starting your path to being more likeable by reducing the amount of hateful comments you make.

[knivesandteeth]

Talking about what you like is always more engaging and enjoyable to be around.

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[clitorises]

It is hilarious making hookup arrangements as a busy adult… looking forward to seeing your pussy in ten business days

[anphivenas]

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

[junk-thunder]

it rolled under the bleachers last week and no one's been able to get it out :/

[anphivenas]

Well ,I can get it if you ask me . With my long hand

[anphivenas]

ill do whatevers necessary