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@terrenceryland
The Language - Drake
It's Monday...
Jungle Juice? …Well, as long as it’s not the popper, I’m in. Relaxing would be good. What do you like to mix in your courage juice?
Yeah, that's right. It's a mixture of a whole bunch of stuff that shouldn't be mixed together and taste so good, but it does. Usually I mix whatever I have at the moment so vodka, skittles, beer, red bull, apple juice, tequila, and I'm still on the hunt for more. You're gonna like it, man. Just wait and see.
It's Monday...
Courage juice?  Oh, you mean alcohol, non?  That sounds nice but isn’t that what weekends are for, mon bijou?  They say you must make the most of the Mondays so as to not wish your life away, you know.
Ha, yeah you got it. Weekends smeekends. Sometimes a guy just needs a drink and beer doesn't cut it. Mon Bijou? What does that mean? I'm going to assume it means handsome, but feel free to correct me. Exactly. So why not pretend that Monday is really Saturday? Be spontaneous. You may like it.
It's Monday...
"Clever, chico. I appreciate the consideration but all that really needs to happen is you not speaking. Do you think you can do that or do I have to help you?"
Was that a compliment? Wow, thanks. How would you help me exactly? Does it involve some type of force? I'm not one to hit a lady so do your worst.Â
It's Monday...
I would be up for it. I’ve been looking for someone to get drinks with all day. I’m Aria.
Well I guess that makes me your guy. It's a pleasure to meet you, Aria. I'm Terrence. So I have to warn you, these jungle juices are killers. Think you can handle it?
It's Monday...
Or you know, you could get through the night by sleeping. I say that’s probably the most popular way. Not to mention sleep doesn’t get you a hangover in the morning. Isn’t the point to make it to the weekend? I mean, what’s so great about a Wednesday?
Live a little, Brookestone. We spend too much of our life sleeping as it is. Just because it's the most popular way, doesn't mean it's the best way. You don't want to be 80 years old, look back at your life, and wish that you hadn't slept through the most exciting moments. Hangovers aren't the worst things in the world. Sure the weekends are nice, but everyone knows that hump day can be the best day of a person's week. I'll prove it to you. Just wait until Wednesday.
It's Monday...
I dunno, I’ve never heard it called that before. You’re askin’ an Irishman if he’s in when it comes to drinkin’ booze?
Really? Oh, well that explains it. Alright then, I'll pour you a glass. Guess that means you know how to hold your liquor. How long have you been in the States?Â
It's Monday...
Courage juice? That just sounds like someone made coffee and added a shot of vodka for ‘extra flavoring’.
Hm, I think that drink would be too bitter for me. Courage juice is more of a mix of red bull and vodka. It'll knock you out quick so take it in strides.Â
It's Monday...
What exactly’s in that courage juice?
Ha, whatever you want to be in it. I prefer to just make it jungle juice, but not everyone would agree. All I'm saying is that if you want to relax, then you'll want to get in on this.
It's Monday...
mcdeclan:
Courage juice? What exactly is that?
Dude...alcohol. What did you think it was? All I meant was that it's been a long day and I could use a stress reliever. You in?
It's Monday...
"You’re exhausting me, stop talking."
Maybe you should lie down then? I wouldn't want you to get a headache from trying to take in too many words.
It's Monday...
Who's up for a little courage juice? Got to get through this night somehow. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure Tuesday will turn out alright, but we're all really just trying to make it to hump day.