Terrible Asmr Ideas

daily asmr ideas that tend to be bad.

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attempting to convince president Glorbin to not press the comically large nuke button asmr

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you just fought your way through the abyss, the worm was on your tail but now you're safe. your surroundings are foreign and dangerous you must- omg is that a gun!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!! :D!!!!

asmr

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an asmr that isn’t about white knuckle?

ha, no...

[avalonjoan]

Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

[eternalfarnham]

“I’ve managed to resist my cannibalistic instincts and refrain from devouring my wife, but I don’t know how much more I can take. Perhaps looking at my neighbor’s beautiful, blossoming tree will ground me…”

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I have an idea...

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white knuckle got me feeling like this

because I FINALLY got past abyss and I can actually experience the nest!!!!!!

oh yeah asmr

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you make a baking tutorial but every commentor won't stop asking if they can "replace the milk with bleach" asmr

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your boyfriend spontaneously combusts into flames while on a coffee date asmr

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you get the perfect perks and you think you are going to actually be able to get pass the abyss but NO! you are a fool who died to the mass because you weren't paying attention! asmr

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through cartoon shenanigans you end up in a top secret government facility as a test subject (they think you're an anomalous entity) asmr

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I kidnap all my friends and force them to play white knukle because I need more friends who play this game! asmr

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you were caught trying to parry with the knuckle blaster asmr

[wuckleposting]

mmmmmm wuckklee mention :p

[wondersillyboy]

what it's a ultrakill reference

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I stuck this in the tags bc white knuckle has me in a hyper fixation chokehold rn

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pov: you're DB Cooper and you hijack a plane asmr

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you're attending a funeral and half way through you realize that you're at the wrong funeral service and you don't actually know anybody there asmr

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you get hit by a submarine while driving to your local abandoned burger king and you- wait you got hit by a what? asmr

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feeling like this

because white knuckle is such a good game omg bro... asmr

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you were caught trying to parry with the knuckle blaster asmr

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you're trying to escape the superstructure and teeth (shown below) keeps quoting Adam Sandler movies and it's pissing you off. asmr