#bad asmr

[terrible-asmr-ideas]

iron lung asmr where it's just Simon being thrown around for like an hour

[neosporinwound]

ASMR: Paul McCartney beats you with a shoe (relaxing)

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[goblingunk]

made some slime for the first time! i didn’t have any food coloring but I still really like it! I showed it to my sister and all she said was I don’t like slime and make sure you don’t get high off of the glue

shitty asmr

[terrible-asmr-ideas]

you're in the complex and you meet your still life but they low-key chill so you two have a liminal tea party

[terrible-asmr-ideas]

we're watching the amazing digital circus together but I won't stop pointing out transfem jax evidence so you kill me with your amazing digital improvised weapon

[terrible-asmr-ideas]

feeling like this

because white knuckle is such a good game omg bro... asmr

[terrible-asmr-ideas]

conspiracy theorist explains very angrily how it's pizza that actually belongs on pineapple asmr

[terrible-asmr-ideas]

you were caught trying to parry with the knuckle blaster asmr