Oof.

(They/He)

[leagueofno9]

Steve laughing at himself is the best thing on the internet who thought listening to 4 men wondering around ghost hunting would be so entertaining 😭😭😭

[harmalite]

CLADISTICS ruined my life

[aquaticpaleo]

yall joke but this is actually a serious conundrun with cladistic-based classification

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

The choice is this: 

Birds are reptiles 

Or crocodilians (and probably turtles) ARENT 

That’s it, that’s the choice 

[shadybacon]

What if Bird and reptiles are two different things that came from the same thing

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Nope 

Because you can’t group (lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians) without also including (birds) 

So if you don’t want to include birds in reptiles then you have to leave out some things we’ve called reptiles 

birds are dinosaurs though, full stop. we’ve already defined what a dinosaur is and it includes birds. but reptiles isn’t really defined so much as thrown against a wall angrily. 

[shadybacon]

But don’t turtles and alligators have more in common with modern reptiles than modern birds have in common with modern reptiles? I’m not trying to contradict, I’m trying to understand. Mammals and reptiles have a common ancestor as well, but we do not make them the same group.

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

It’s not about having things in common. It’s about common ancestry, which is how we classify animals in light of extinct species, which defy trait-based classification. 

And, the common ancestor of [lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians] by definition is also the common ancestor of birds. It is NOT the common ancestor of mammals. 

So, either we decide that Tuatara Lizards and Snakes are the only reptiles, or we include birds as reptiles. Or we just decide reptiles are no longer a thing. 

[fiollaigean]

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

[fiollaigean]

kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.

[randomslasher]

I cannot tell you how delighted I am by the fact that this perfectly scans

[silverview]

the devil of winterborne (1995)

[kannibalprinceref]

So You Want To Make a Character..

I’ve got a few generators you can use.

Need some clothes?

Try Here Here or Here Definitely here Steam punk clothing Char Style preference Dress

Need an Appearance idea?

Humanoid generator? check Non-Humanoid? Got that too and this and maybe this Need Monsterpeople?  I’ve got you. Maybe you need Cats?

Need some details and shit like that?

Bam Backgrounds and stuff? yep Personality. you need that shit Need something fandom related? World-building? location? got ya City generator hell yeah make your own god damn laws Oh shit someone died Landscape. CHAR DEVELOP QUESTION GEN Profile Thingy Have some dates Quirks

You thought I was done? Nope. Motha. Fuckin. Names.

So many fuckin names MOTHERLOAD OF NAMES

Plant Names Magic Book title

Just search ur ass up some names man

Items. Yeah. You heard me.

Medicine? got it Items out the ass more items wow

Other shit.

Wow Yep Plots More writing stuff This site has everything so fucking go for it Need AUs? How the shit did these two meet? Fanfic plots. you bet your ass. (tag me in the shit u write i wanna see what you get) What does it do thing (you come up with a better name for this one. fuckin fight me.

You bet your ass I will continue to update this. If you’ve got something I should add to this hmu. Now, go forth! Make characters and live yo life. UPDATE: Added more shit everywhere.

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[willgrahamscock]

I miss the days where I could watch anime on illegal websites, now it's totally impossible. Does anyone remember watching Zoro in One Piece? Or xxxHOLiC? I don't think they play that on tv anymore because it's pretty old but I highly recommend purchasing it((.)) Too bad I don't watch anime anymore I bet there are some great new ones out.

[willgrahamscock]

#remember to never use sites like zlibrary to get books for free that is piracy which is WRONG and IMMORAL

[thedemonknownasbilly]

hi :))

i was wondering if you could write some headcanons of the ineffable husbands x an autistic reader?

thank you sm<33

A Wonderful Addition

I was already making this as a very self indulgent HC and someone requested it, I love you nonny /p

Using some of my special interests because it goes with the mini plot.

You are the only person allowed in the bookshop on a regular basis. Aziraphale adores you.

But the very first time, you had walked in very quietly, gave the angel a friendly wave and sat yourself in the coziest, farthest corner.

At first Aziraphale was wary but you never stole from him or caused him trouble so he let you be.

He started glimpsing into your special interests when he saw you repeatedly going after books on snakes, mythology, and space.

“Excuse me sir,” you hadn’t made eye contact with him, and he didn’t mind it. “Do you have any more on this?” You asked pointing to the book you had finished. Unfortunately he did not, but he promised to try and get some more in just for you.

“Wait, who’s that?” Crowley asked one day when he saw you, “how long have they been there?”

Aziraphale told him your name and said that you’d been in that spot for many of their conversations. “I believe they may have what the humans call, autism. They rather adore snakes and some of your old creations.” The angel said with a knowing smirk, causing Crowley to grin and go upstairs to the Angel’s flat so he could change forms without you noticing.

“Oh, hi,” you said to the red and black snake that was coming up the side of the chair, “are you cold?” And with that you’d open your hoodie for him to slither in. Crowley knew you’d two would get along just fine as he nestled into your warmth.

You had confirmed your diagnosis with them months later after properly meeting Crowley and getting to know them both.

Crowley doesn’t wear his glasses around you, a sign of trust but also because he knows it makes your day to see the serpentine eyes.

They’d notice if you’d try to repress your stims, gently tapping your hand to remind you that you didn’t have to do so.

Crowley started keeping a pair of noise cancelling headphones in Bentley for you to use whenever the noises of London and his car were too much.

Aziraphale would happily keep his pantry stocked with your favorite snacks and foods, and always had your drink made perfectly.

You heard Crowley fussing at Aziraphale for changing Bentley to yellow and joined in with the demon. “Change her back, ‘Zira! She’s sleek black, you have enough yellow between this bookshop and Crowley’s eyes!”

That was also how Crowley realized the bookshop yellow was a perfect match to his eyes.

Meltdowns couldn’t always be helped, they knew that, and so they were involved and as helpful as they could be to reassure you and help you self regulate, never resorting to miracles to speed anything up.

You find that Aziraphale’s direct way of speaking certainly helps you to understand everything, even when they were talking about False Armageddon or the Second Coming.

Hell have mercy should anyone try and mock you or taunt you for your special interests. Crowley towering over you like a very protective dragon and Aziraphale holding your hand (should you allow such) to help you stay grounded.

Crowley tries to join you and Aziraphale for baking but really he’s only good at kneading the dough, and you’re perfectly okay with that because sticky dough is not a nice texture.

Overall, they take interest in you, listen and cling to every word, show you that it’s okay to stim around them, it’s okay to have meltdowns, they still love you just how you are, and not one of them would change a thing about you.

[soft-butch-cassidy]

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

[simena]

Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)

[manticoreimaginary]

oh my god, but what is this painting without the dinosaur?

[lizardlicks]

why would you crop the dinosaur

[bowieandqueen11]

Being Stede and Ed’s Adopted Kid Would Include...

Request: girl you are watching every series i love, succession now our flag, is it too early for some request hc’s? i literally want to be adopted by stede and ed

Like literally me too bro I feel very seen right now tyty <3 I’m sorry if this is short, I just have so many feelings about this show and it’s going to take me a few goes to get them all out lmao

(I do not own Our Flag Means Death or its characters, all rights go to creators. Gif credit goes to @annswalker.)

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°

I mean… this is literally the dream right??? I want to live on the Revenge with my dads and my best mate crew and seagulls and watch Stede and Ed pine for each other 24/7 :’)

For a bit of backstory, let’s say a number of years ago when you were but a wee thing, you had been a stowaway on Ed’s ship (when he was just a sailor - a couple of years before he took on the Blackbeard mantle.) For a long time now, you’ve been the only thing keeping Edward grounded. The only thing keeping Ed himself, the only thing reminding him of the gentle, scared boy he’s imprisoned deep within his drowned heart. You’ve become a sort of surgeon on each pirate ship you and your dad take over - teaching yourself while Blackbeard’s pillaging from books he loots for you, and then later on learning the ropes from Roach. You’re so much like Edward now, that as soon as the two of you board the Revenge, Stede can’t help but immediately see you as one of his own too.

It just all falls together naturally, until soon all three of you are like fractured, patchwork, sewn together pieces of each other.

Every day, the three of you gather in Stede’s bedroom. Just as the sun’s beginning to rise over the horizon, shimmering down diamonds over the frothy waves, you come in to find your dads draped in robes and sitting talking on Stede’s sofa. Every day, without fail, Stede sits at the end of the table and you and Ed sit either side of him to eat breakfast; Stede pours the tea delicately, making sure to place seven sugars in each cup. Ed dishes out the fruit with the melon spoon, tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth but a delighted grin on his face as he sees how proud Stede is at him using a somewhat correct spoon. Your job is to clear up, after half an hour of gentle chatter, fond laughter, and blushing at the way Ed and Stede reach over every few minutes to play with each other’s fingers on the lace tablecloth.

There’s a lot of marmalade eaten during the mornings.

Going on treasure hunts!!! Usually just to take a break away from the monotony (and slight smell of salt and sweat) of the Revenge, but also (although Ed is still too bashful and proud to admit it) because your dads like to reenact one of the first moments they really fell in love. The days usually involve you linking arms with Ed and laughing as he rolls his eyes at the way stede runs among the freshly fallen, glowing orange and amber foliage of your new destination. After exploring, the two of you set a fire going and start trying to find something to eat, while Stede happily runs around digging for a bit. After an hour, he comes running back with his face beaming, a handful of his favourite crumpled childhood flowers in his hands. While you roast a few handfuls of nuts you scavenged over the sparking flames, Ed sits between Stede’s legs and rests his head against his chest as Stede braids the flowers into the strands of hair by the tips of his ears.

You do try to hit a fly away from Ed though and end up slapping him up the face, which in turn ends up with him chasing you around the island and Stede running screaming after him. He does calm down though when you manage to steal Stede’s hat, and parade around with it on your head announcing how you’re going to ‘find Captain Kidd’s hidden treasure’ and ‘be the most fashionable pirate in all the lands’.

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[jamesacastr]

[sosuperawesome]

ungfio on Instagram

[hailthedoll]

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[philscoupons-deactivated2024123]

jackass crew + trans male!reader headcanons

a/n: this wasn’t a request, i just wanted to write it. uh, enjoy :)

johnny knoxville

doesn’t fully understand at first, but supports you nonetheless

a little confused, but he’s got the spirit, ya know?

you let him ask all the questions he wants

at least he’ll be educated

“wait, hold on, so you were born female?”

“yes.”

“and now you’re a guy?”

“yep.”

“huh. that’s neat. we didn’t even have any gay people back in knoxville, much less trans people.”

is 100% like a protective older brother

“none of the guys have given you shit for it have they?”

“no”

“if they do, tell them to come talk to me”

forgets you don’t have balls all the time

like. all the time.

the amount of times he’s nailed a perfect nutshot on you, just to warrant no reaction

“OH THAT WAS PERFECT- wait.”

“i don’t have balls, johnny, we went over this.”

“dammit”

steve-o

confused

asks intrusive questions at first

“so do you have a dick.”

“it’s sort of really intrusive to ask that-”

“OH, my bad, dude………”

*sigh* “no, i don’t have one”

he’s very quick to correct people after that

especially in interviews or at publicity events

you like to call him the transphobe police

he has told off hosts/interviewers on multiple occasions

“that’s not fucking cool, dude, don’t ever ask him something like that again.”

he loves making fun of you (affectionate)

it’s like a 

i can make fun of you, but no one else can, situation

he thinks your jokes/comebacks are the funniest thing on the planet

“oh come on, grow a pair”

“trust me, steve-o, i’ve tried”

*hysterical laughter*

chris pontius

everyone’s protective of you, but chris more than anybody

the list of people he’s either threatened to beat up

and or really beat up for you seems to grow every week

creeps at bars

insensitive fans

just transphobes and bigots and general

his hands are rated e for everyone

“he told you to back the fuck up. i suggest you do it.”

“chris, you don’t have to-”

“no, he’s being fucking weird.”

he’s your go-to when you have questions about random cis male habits

mostly because he never holds back on the answers

and because he usually has something funny to say

he claims it’s his “duty to educate the new found men of america”

(that’s a direct quote)

“so do you guys let it hang or rest it on the toilet when you take a shit?”

“neither”

“neither?!”

“nope, we hold it. gotta cradle the twig and berries. keep em clean.”

bam margera

people always say you two look alike

which is awesome

because bam is basically your gender envy

he doesn’t treat you any different than he did before you came out

you guys are both relatively the same size

so clothing gets borrowed (stolen)

“have you seen my blue element shirt?”

“i don’t know, bam, have you seen my camo skate pants?”

“i told yOU I NEVER TOOK THOSE”

“WELL THEN I NEVER TOOK YOUR SHIRT I GUESS”

if you’re not being compared on looks, you’re being called siblings

and you two act the part

(plus, april and phil basically adopted you)

he found your packer once when you left it out on accident

he treated it as an elf on the shelf

he drew a little face on it

every morning it’d be in a new spot

april did not appreciate this at all

one morning it just didn’t turn up

no one knows what happened to it

bam (begrudgingly) bought you a new one

ryan dunn

suffocates you in a hug when you come out to him

“thank you for trusting me”

“ryan, i can’t breathe”

is genuinely curious on how he can support you

sweetheart.

always offers you his shirt or jacket if yours gets wet/ruined/dirty during a stunt

because he knows you’re not as comfortable being shirtless as all the rest of the guys

he helped bam with the packer elf on the shelf thing

although he’ll never admit it

“it was magic”

“i know you and bam were moving it”

“we did not. it had a mind of its own.”

“it’s a silicon dick.”

“a magic one.”

dave england

he’s incredibly chill about it

darf, not as much

darf caught one of pontius’ punches in the face because of it

dave apologized profusely the next morning

he felt really bad about it

“you were really drunk, we all were, there’s no hard feelings”

“i know, but i’m still really really sorry”

he has, like, weird dad senses

he knows when you’ve worn your binder too long

especially during long days on set

“go take a break in your trailer”

“i’m fine, we’re almost done-”

then he’ll give you what you like to call his ‘dad look’

you can’t say no to the dad look

ehren mcghehey

has about the same reaction ryan does when you come out to him

gives you a hug

“thank you for trusting me with this”

“of course, ehren”

he’s good at recognizing if you’re having a bad day

whether it be from dysphoria or something else

he’ll do something ridiculously stupid to make you laugh

he usually gets hurt in the process

“why would you do that, that was dumb as shit”

“it cheered you up though!”

“…true”

you guys have a pact where you trade stunts the other doesn’t want to do

it started because tremaine wanted you to do a stunt where you would probably have to be shirtless

so ehren came to bat for you

you repaid him by doing one of the stunts he didn’t want to do a few days later

preston lacy

total dad

he gives the best hugs

like.

the best hugs

your #1 supporter too

was so excited when you finally got a top surgery consultation

“preston, i have news”

“oh no-”

“i got the consult!”

“really! oh my god that’s awesome! when is it?!”

anyways

dad

that’s all

weeman

you guys are partners in crime

minority groups gotta stick together

everyone is on edge when you guys are together

more on edge than normal that is

you guys are ruthless with pranks

it’s as weeman likes to put it

“revenge on the majority”

putting a big anaconda in the back of bam’s lambo was one of the best ones you guys have done

bam has never screamed louder

“REVENGE ON THE MAJORITY” - you, probably

*evil laughter* - weeman

“I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU GUYS THAT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY” - bam

[bubbles-mumbles]

Teamiplier + (Sorta)Scary! Reader

“Hello there, little children.”

Mark jumps in his seat and screams. You place your hands on the back of the sofa ever so gently.

“Why so jumpy, Marky?”

“wHy YoU sO sCaRy?!”

You giggle while the others stare at you, slightly creeped out.

They find out you really like salt on almost all of your food and wonder how you can eat it since, as much as they love, you remind them of a demon with how creepy you are.

“How can you eat that?!”

“It’s good!“  You defend yourself from Mark’s smart ass remarks more than you’d think.

One night everyone was up late doing stuff and you were in the kitchen making something to eat/drink and Mark and Tyler wanted some food to munch on and you accidentally made Tyler scream like a little girl because you got behind him and tapped his shoulder.

Part of your scare factor is the fact that you walk softly so no one can hear you sneak behind them.

This has caused you to get stepped on though…

It’s not fun 

It hurts a lot

It was Mark and he didn’t hear you and turned around to fast and literally stepped onto your feet

You hit him as a reflex…

Sometimes it’s fun though!

Mark will be playing a horror game and Amy lets you sneak into his office and scare the absolute Christ out of him.

It’s super hilarious

Unless you’re Mark

He pouts and says you don’t love him

One time you responded with, "You’re right.”

He pretended to cry,  Amy held him while Ethan and Tyler were giving you shit

Kathryn tried defended you

It didn’t work…

You finally apologized to Mark and said he wanted a hug to seal the deal.

The little shit started to tickle you instead.

It was amazingly funny for everyone to hear you laugh so heartily.

[hotshot624]

BRO?!?!😭😭😭😭