Girl, Obliterated

evangeline ★ she/her ★ 24

[insert-seasonal-url-here]

[teathattast]

[girlcowboy1]

Nurses

[teathattast]

Therapists

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

Your dad

[politelydemonic]

teachers

[catgirl-bingus-the-homo]

The flaming skull

[seabassapologist]

@carbonmonoxide-detector

[carby]

now why would someone tag me in thi-

OH GREAT HEAVENS

[heinn-dev]

as shrimple as that

[arcaline]

@endlace

[iamnotlanuk]

The pain is more incredibly annoying than unbearable

[iamnotlanuk]

I can bear it but come on

[areallycreativeusername]

[kari69a-deactivated20220420]

[talos-stims]

galaxy boulder opal | source

[effemimaniac]

my boy girlfriend could beat your girl boyfriend in a fight

[birdlibrary]

they should kiss instead :3

[effemimaniac]

they should kiss after :3

[babytooth8483]

hmmmmm….

…maybe…

…oh yea she’s like TRANS trans

[postoctobrist]

chemical warfare posters that look like shitposts

[postoctobrist]

chemical warfare posters for horny men

[cipheramnesia]

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

[saint-batrick]

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

[cipheramnesia]

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.

[hypercam2-mp4]

this put such a vivid image in my head i needed to make it real as soon as i got home

[cipheramnesia]

This makes me indescribably overjoyed.

[hoodiedeer]

hey. dont cry. 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS ok?

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

[harmalite]

for some reason the theme editor wont let me change this horrible font i picked when i guess i had significantly better eyesight :/ the option for body font is just. not there… thanks babe… 

[harmalite]

is this normal. i can turn off the theme but my fkin text box still has the font

[harmalite]

for some reason the theme editor wont let me change this horrible font i picked when i guess i had significantly better eyesight :/ the option for body font is just. not there... thanks babe... 

[huffylemon]

[harmalite]

it’s fine. he’s so large that it would take centuries for the rabies to travel to his brain. He probably already has it. more surface area to bite and all.

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

i think the website evolving from having sickly twinks in suits as their sexymen to middle aged men in despair is the best thing 

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

[squidbroom]

[squidbroom]

as we approach american thanksgiving, and as this post approaches 25k notes, i’d like to promote the wômpanâak language reclamation project. the wampanoag are probably most well known for the original thanksgiving, and today many people are working to revitalize the language and the philosophies that come with it. if everyone who’s liked or reblogged this post gave $1, it could pay for instructors for 250 community language classes.

language and culture are inextricably linked, and as some raised and studying linguistics on wômpanâak land, i hope i can raise awareness about indigenous language reclamation efforts.