riddle me this, Batman

they/them, 18, fandom history expert, language learning shitposter 🇪🇸 🇩🇪 🇪🇪, literally on fire (erythromelalgia), chronically eepy (hypersomnia) FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[nifrequerne]

I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

[everyoneinspaceisgay]

I hope they’re having a nice life

[ts-virgil-angst]

we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day

[cutecipher]

remember to give your cat a little kissie on top of their head

[the-haiku-bot]

remember to give

your cat a little kissie

on top of their head

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[unofficial-estonia]

The original flag of Estonia survived Soviet occupation thanks to two members of Estonian Students Society, who hid it behind their farmhouse’s chimney wall for 50 years.

Nowadays, the original flag of Estonia is on proud display at the Estonian National Museum in Tartu.

[unofficial-estonia]

The original flag, now displayed at the Estonian National Museum

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[targetedknowledge]

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[nonstopfandomposts]

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to be magically transported into a fictional world

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[percysfoxblog]

[ein-kleiner]

@fuck-detector do you see something there?

[fuck-detector]

⅓ of a fuck spotted

[shegottosayit]

34 and ready to score!

[rainbowsh-writer-and-artist]

MY FIRST TIME DOING A TAG!

Ahem, tag your moots for Pride Month!! What's your identity, pronouns, preference and types or are you allies, my fellow pride mates?

I am proudly genderfae (she/they), panromantic/fictoromantic and asexual!

@51lly-kn1f3 @c3rberuz @megamanzerov20 @holorform2009 @countingthestarsthings @pami-the-bunterfly07 @galaxywolfcomet @lalya-veronican @mothpheliaartgallerg @maruchxnn @scallywiggles @meowowstar

[pami-the-bunterfly07]

I’m a proudly Pansexual, Genderfluid, Teratoromantic, and I’m a Werewolfkin Otherkin :)

@vinylv1 @torrentialchaos @lunawolf012306 @galaxywolfcomet @frogshroomsarentadrug-official @roleplaynerdylover @khrystenapofficial @dazzle-expandism @elderwoodz @stroodlenoodledoodle @sleepi-toasti @glitched-across-aus @gloriatheitalianpuppetdoll @xxxlawrencexxx @b-does-arts @i-am-trashyy @stardxstsleep @bluechan2011 @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @holorform2009 @lilonceleriscool124 @chairsqueue35 @sakiohappychan @kathrine-khoward-05ismerp @lustfuldemonlady @thatrandomoscsimpx3 @kezibun @k1r4pico-d0t-ex3

[kathrine-khoward-05ismerp]

I am Bis£xu@l , (She/Her) Demi$exu@al otherpaw woman.

@biwaterpup-official, @transmasc-offical @silly-fi5h @npoogoo @ajolteonnamedsparky

@

[moonflower-wings-of-fire]

I am aroace and berri (its bi but I prefer women but like not like that cuz aroace) and a black wolf Cambikin and a Bobby Bearhug Fictionkin and a calico cat otherpaw

She/her cis female

@bextheibex @crowinganimations @katnissforever @stargazer56cipher @whitestreamrct2 @mustard-in-a-bottle @obsessive4books

[mustard-in-a-bottle]

hello!! I'd say I am an ally because I have no idea what my sexuality is, I just know that im a girl :D

So, she/her straight ally!! :D

@theonlyaardvark @iminruinz @themostrandommoon @mer-acle @bardorsomethinglikethat @seventeeneleventeen @valdezsmip02 @petercanparkacar @isoldmysoultothefae @cean0w

[isoldmysoultothefae]

hi! Enby Bi Aroace

@fishatthebottomofthesea

[fishatthebottomofthesea]

Ty for the tag

Hullo! On tumblr I am a proud pancake, (she/her) (they/them) <3 <3

@m1k0n4k4d41 @queerbookbitch @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @witless-winion1 @whatthekoi-deactivated20260510 @unorigional-person @watashiwagarydesu-offical @rosedragon28 @should-be-sleeping @stxrrstruckk @theyeasticoulddo @two-bit-socrates @just-a-silly-jellyfish

Open tags <3

[testoster-bones]

haihai!!

im transmasc, genderfaun in practise but i dislike the label for me, so i like to say im queer, im also achillean/queer, and i use he/him he/they they/he they/them <33333

@starlykree @wewereborntodie-7 @lesbian-regulus-black @local-lesbian-tree-demon @noyouwerebeautiful @ididntprepareaname

[ididntprepareaname]

Hi. I'm gender fluid and a gay.

I use any pronouns.

@dontyoudarejudg3 @thedrpepperclinic @starcroww

[dontyoudarejudg3]

Hey loves! I am cis sapphic, although I am starting to gravitate to gender flux/demigirl so stay tuned for those existential crises igggggg

@prongsandpads @sparkle-robin-4 @viscountessnila @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @funnywitchthing

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Heyyy je suis cis she/her and heterosexual (but ally obvi)

Npt!! @kissrosier @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @rara3swhimsy @huckleberrysigh @laced-in-ruin @luvieville @leninthestarlight @poetscherry @sspadfoot @wheresmypick @evil-twink-reg + anyone else who wants to <33

[huckleberrysigh]

Hi! Cis she/her but I vibe with androgyny. On the bi/pan spectrum I lean towards omnisexual, I’m pretty sure I’m demisexual, and I like to label myself as queer!

@hinny-is-my-comfort-ship @nonstopfandomposts @sad-traffic-cone @lavender-sam

[nonstopfandomposts]

When my miis want to propose so I have to lock TF in to play space invaders with their thoughts

[thebootydiaries]

[serpentmythos]

This tag has me dying

[cascadiarch]

[lakemojave]

I'm putting a team together

[lakemojave]

Fuck how could I forget