5 year old boy: we learned how to play hot cross buns in music class today :-)
black midi dad: Ok. Fail as Fuck Actually. Look At what God Used Dadas Fingers to Invent
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Three Goblin Art
will byers stan first human second
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
i don't do bad sauce passes
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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@terriblecacti
5 year old boy: we learned how to play hot cross buns in music class today :-)
black midi dad: Ok. Fail as Fuck Actually. Look At what God Used Dadas Fingers to Invent
*proceeds to rant about humankind on omnichan*
(idea for the last line came from here)
Feral about these two
local cat perturbed by his own beans
my little sister everyone
i vote that once a country becomes quarantine literally any outfit becomes fair game. if you have to leave your house, do it in a cloak, cape, leather jacket, full suit of armor. it’s pandemic time and i for one believe pandemic time deserves a Look. I want people to study this moment not only for history but for fashion.
the best way to avoid corona virus is to have an outfit that slaps so hard that everyone gives you one full meter of awed and respectful distance
Should the plague strike, simply retreat to your country manor.
BUT RECALL, Esteem’d Ancestress, that French Plagues do remain in those Persons they beleaguer, whether you leave them to the Ton or spirit them Away with you.
Perhaps you ought occupy yourself with your gout, rather than with words of advice.
Shadow the Hedgehog of the Colossus!
Full Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrNZ6zKabKU
what in the fuck am I looking at
bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them
did you mean horny
i would love to study you
i go into a tumblr hiatus every few months and every time i come back i see this dumb shit immediately
can you just shut up and enjoy the fact that all of our icons are yellow for a second
'to prevent coronavirus keep your hands away from your face'
compulsive nail biters and face pickers:
Farmers Are Protecting Their Cows From Frostbite With Earmuffs
IM SCREAMING
every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
pokemon pokemon pokemon!