#Certified Mindless Goon

Mozzie [They/Them]I just wanted to be #Relatable

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

5 year old boy: we learned how to play hot cross buns in music class today :-)

black midi dad: Ok. Fail as Fuck Actually. Look At what God Used Dadas Fingers to Invent

[neofolk-telvanni-wizard]

*proceeds to rant about humankind on omnichan*

(idea for the last line came from here)

[kromitar]

Feral about these two

[bonkage]

[rneowth]

local cat perturbed by his own beans

[egberts]

my little sister everyone

[jungwildeandfree]

i vote that once a country becomes quarantine literally any outfit becomes fair game. if you have to leave your house, do it in a cloak, cape, leather jacket, full suit of armor. it’s pandemic time and i for one believe pandemic time deserves a Look. I want people to study this moment not only for history but for fashion. 

[jungwildeandfree]

the best way to avoid corona virus is to have an outfit that slaps so hard that everyone gives you one full meter of awed and respectful distance 

[thy-lovelylionheart]

[scandalousladysuggestion]

Should the plague strike, simply retreat to your country manor. 

[georgiansuggestion]

BUT RECALL, Esteem’d Ancestress, that French Plagues do remain in those Persons they beleaguer, whether you leave them to the Ton or spirit them Away with you.

[scandalousladysuggestion]

Perhaps you ought occupy yourself with your gout, rather than with words of advice. 

[onlytwitterpics]

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Shadow the Hedgehog of the Colossus!

Full Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrNZ6zKabKU

[thispistolsmokes]

what in the fuck am I looking at

[portentsofwoe2]

art

[yourcalamity]

bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them

[bird-big]

did you mean horny

[yourcalamity]

i would love to study you

[huffylemon]

i go into a tumblr hiatus every few months and every time i come back i see this dumb shit immediately

[yourcalamity]

can you just shut up and enjoy the fact that all of our icons are yellow for a second

[sloppystyle]

'to prevent coronavirus keep your hands away from your face'

compulsive nail biters and face pickers:

[pissvortex]

[recommend]

Farmers Are Protecting Their Cows From Frostbite With Earmuffs

[domestic-harry]

IM SCREAMING

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

[nix-styxand]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[espimyte]

pokemon pokemon pokemon!