Master Of Shitposts

Welcome to hell <3 This is just a blog for silly little aus :D the “terrible” part really just means “it would be absolutely absurd if this happened in the show”. Inspired by @terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus, but they’re not the first of this type of blog to exist. Home to “ostrich cole au”, “smoothie kai au”, “conman wu au”, “mummy misako au”, “disguised Nadakhan au,” and many more!

[terribleninjagoaus]

Hi gamers!!! As you may or may not have noticed, I am posting again!! Full disclosure, my return is not a permanent one, but I got back on tumblr for old time’s sake and I thought I’d clear out my inbox on here, so I’ve currently got THIRTY SIX aus in the queue, so that’s something.

As i said in May, I kinda just deleted tumblr in late December to change things up. I really just felt like I was spending too much time on here, so I decided to fix that.

Thank you all for your concern and support. I’ve been doing well!! Honestly, life has been kinda insane since December, but only in the best possible way. Every day is a new mental adventure and I’ve been taking it all in stride :))

Now, I don’t plan to permanently come back, because being completely social media-free has been really good for me :0 And also, ninjago hasn’t really been my special interest in a while (which is INSANE for people who know me irl, because I’m, like, THE ninjago person- but ah, well. Such is autistic existence ;) ). But, even so, I had a lot of fun going through my inbox and queueing up the aus you guys sent in. This is a really fun community and I’m glad that I got to be a part of it :)) Keep being awesome!!

[terribleninjagoaus]

hey dude, are you okay? Just got worried since you didnt post a while.

Have an au aswell: au where everytime zane dies his voice changes completely, one time hes a highschool girl the other hes a 60 year old man

And they don’t even get him a new voice actor each time it’s just Brent Miller trying out his different impressions

(Also yes I am doing well thank you for asking :)) )

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AU where Zane's consciousness continues existing through his falcon.

Turns out Dr. Julien suspected Zane might get wrecked in the future, so he had Zane's brain set to back up onto Falcon in emergencies.

No they do not build him a new body, they think it's funny that he's a bird.

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AU where Jay is replaced by a taser.

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Wu finally gets put in a nursing home.

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au where the ninja have a death counter on the fridge for every time zane dies and comes back - it is never addressed at all and it is seen in multiple scenes

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au where someone eats a golden weapon and undoes all the prophecies and plot in the story by eating it

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AU where Jay squeaks like a rubber chicken whenever he opens his mouth to speak.

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au where everything is the same as canon but zane talks exclusively in animal crossing language

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au where the ninja train under chen

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Au where they're all British. Like Zane is posh British and jay has a really stereotypical British accent

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In the whole squid sisters replace the time twins while the time twins are in the splatoon world

Show Garmadon’s reaction to being a literal half man half octopus: We’re literal seafood! This is hell.

Movie Garmadon in movie verse: Somebody has insulted my one true dream of becoming half shark and half man!

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au where the ninja decided that merging with their elements is a great idea, proceeds to make the tornado of creation which birthed this blog (AKA spawns a bunch aus that no one asked for)

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Au where Garmadon getting bit wasn't really anything and he just went through an extended emo phase (hair extensions and all)

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us where kai is actually a traitor and tries to reveal himsel multiple times every season but is always stopped the ninja keep reffering to him as 'the kind hearted and loyal fighter' of the group.

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Hear me out....

Genderfluid Nya au

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Hey what if Zane can see the future but can not change it, no matter what he does

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