virgo shitpost !!

@virgothozul is my art blog. Here is all the cool stuff and bullsh&t and brainrot I rb :)

[monarchisms]

it's hard for me to say why i find the way kazuya nuri draws him so appealing, so i made uh... this

[ilovejojo]

Sometimes i think about how one of Dio's most iconic poses is based on such an erotic, fetishistic fashion illustration by gay artist Tony Viramontes and i just become completely insane, It's such a decision, to represent your villain this way, the eroticism the mystery the power play the shadow,............his face obscured..... His presence his magnetism the statuesque musculature.. so otherwordly.... No words.. araki is CRAZY

[ilovejojo]

Please do yourself the favor of checking out Tony Viramontes' work...... The gesture, sensuality, fabulosity, drag, boldness, the powerful bodies, fashion illustration is embedded into Jojo's Bizarre Aventure's DNA. The decision to make a shonen like this is what makes jojo such an unique work of art in general. It wears all of its influences on its sleeve, openly and shamelessly, Araki is a completely shameless artist.

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya responds to ig q&a questions that say ‘whats it like to be a fucking f*ggot?’ with a picture of shane in a backwards cap and a white tshirt casually lifting the hem to wipe his mouth with one hand so his abs are exposed while he’s holding ilyas hand with the other, with the text ‘VERY AWESOME 😍👍’

[aslongasitsblack]

[beggars-opera]

Just lost a few braincells reading an nyt article about gen z "treat culture" and I can't even fathom that this is a thing. We're living in a dystopian hellscape where someone spending $5 a week on a cookie is considered a wasteful brat because they should have just gone for a nice free walk instead and saved the $250 a year that roughly equals four days' rent. That's why these ungrateful kids can't buy a house, naturally.

I am ALL for free treats, like hiking or reading in the park. But at some point you can't budget your way out of poverty, and you will literally go mad if you deny yourself basic pleasures that are literally all around you. They even lamented that little treats could snowball into doing something absolutely unforgivable like learning how to play the guitar or buying concert tickets.

At what point do we just start saying out loud that living an enjoyable and fulfilling life is now only acceptable at a 100k+ salary, and if you're one of the millions of people unlucky enough not to be in that category you should just eat dirt and be grateful?

[thenwhatthefukcisthis]

[perlukafarinn]

Canon divergent AU where Shane is a little more paranoid and when Hayden first comments on "Boston Lily", he decides he has to do something to break up the pattern and make it not so noticeable that he's got someone on Boston.

Not seeing Rozanov is not an option, so instead Shane picks out a few other cities to regularly go out by himself in. He'll go for a long walk, maybe sit down somewhere for a drink, and then catch a taxi back to the hotel an appropriate amount of time later. It's honestly pretty nice, unwinding by himself in this way, and now disappearing after games is not a thing specific to Boston! It's just another strange Hollander quirk!

Unfortunately, he fails to account for the guys on the team jumping on the most obvious explanation for all these disappearances, which is that Shane now has a girl in every port.

Word about this starts to spread quick, because it is so out of character for Shane, and pretty soon half the league is under the impression that he's some secret playboy.

Ilya is extremely not chill about this rumor.

[perlukafarinn]

@scunthotter

help 😭😭 ilya's playing 4d chess to keep his man to himself and meanwhile shane's like "it's so nice having ilya with me on my little walks 🥰"

[bugslibraryy]

Ilya prescribing Shane kisses- he sees him stressed or grumpy or sad or over thinking or simple it’s been two hours since they’ve kissed and the Ilya is walking over grabbing Shane’s face in his hands and being like in a low quiet serious voice ok this is very bad you need at least- hmmm (he squints at him) like twenty kisses right now and kisses all over his face like mwah mwah mwah mwah until Shane gives in and smiles or kisses him proper

[bugslibraryy]

@isisisak beautiful tags “so many to go ugh I also hate this” perfect perfect perfect

[heatmiserfan]

photos taken right before disaster

[wiltkingart]

alleyway romance

[porunareff]

Promo footage for JJBA: Golden Spirit - releasing worldwide in late 2026

[simonleclerc]

instagram.com/bonjoursimonleclerc

[vesperosy]

double page spread for @aa4zine2026!

[2nddoughnut]

the best family in all of fiction i fear

[redfoxraccoon]

Enemies with Benefits - Episode 1

[argillaforma]

when they come out and everyone is confused why russia's greatest love machine ilya rozanov is fucking boring shane hollander and ilya is like no no he is perverted sex freak i am the boring one honestly i can't keep up marleau

[argillaforma]

marleau: yo, you good bro?

ilya, hair disheveled with the biggest stars in his eyes: i can’t feel my dick

[fruitgravies]

running thru my head

prints • insta • twt

[cloudabserk]

based on this excellent post