oh shit what do i write

★30★Certified Goofy Dyke★ ❤️❤️❤️@genericusername37❤️❤️❤️ ★I ❤️dirt★

[thingsfromthedirt]

Vintage unicorn pins and display

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[monsterboyjunction]

Saw a post and decided to fix it ^^

[weevilwoodpecker]

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

[pepurika]

Tiger, Tiger - eisnernews

A young noble lady steals her brother's identity and his ship to find love and adventure, and to write a book about the fascinating life cyc

Here's my shitty edit, BUT AA AA??+? AAHHH!! im gonna faint

[oftlunarialmoon]

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[blistexenthusiast]

poem tag by Morgan Ritter

[thekimonogallery]

An Assortment of Horses of Various Colors

Artist unidentified, Japanese Edo period 1847–52

[intercal]

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[feldfrog]

Betraying god while wearing my smite reflector hat

[the-demon-cat]

oh fuck the solarpunks just seedbombed a courthouse

[mobgrazing]

Today is my birthday. I am turning 30. I found out this week that I've been accepted into graduate school with a research assistant position. I live with the love of my life, we have a little dog and 2 cats. We spend our evenings laughing and playing games and being together.

I wanted to post this for my past self who thought I wouldn't be here to see this. We're good, man. Life is full of little annoyances, but none of that comes close to how damn fun it all is. I'm so excited to see where we go next!

[paparoach]

i will be your 30 year old mutual

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[rivetgoth]

Perhaps my genuine biggest piece of socializing advice as someone who spent years of my life feeling wholly incapable of positively interacting with other people is to just ask the other person questions about themselves. Like that’s it. People love answering questions. They really love thoughtful follow-up questions. They love feeling like someone else is interested in them, their interests, their lives, their opinions. At some point in your questioning they will say something that reminds you of a funny / interesting story. Tell it. You will be remembered as the person who asks a lot of questions, makes people feel like they matter, and tells good stories. boom. done.