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tastefullyoffensive

tylerchokely-deactivated2014081

What kind of airline promotes this

whatshouldwecallme

When I find out my boss will be out of the office the Friday before July 4th weekend

faggottt

people’s reaction when they find out that James Corden can actually sing is priceless

observando

east coast blogger: today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred

west coast blogger: this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand

midwest blogger: o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so

ryanreynoldssource

actualfarmerclintbarton-deactiv

wittyusernamed

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

rocketxsurgeon

OH MY GOD

teaandtime

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

manynamedshe

I love octopuses so, so much.

thecheshirecass-deactivated2018

@_@

I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.

vin-goghsts

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.

I disappeared for a while, but lots has happened in life! I'm happily living in Hermosa Beach, CA outside of LA and in love with life. I'm working as a College Recruiter for Boeing and I adore my job and the people around me. If you want to do something, go for it, you can make anything happen!!!

felixsnd

Autumn in Germany

One of the most exhilarating feelings is drunk running home from the bars with a group of friends that you're madly in love with. I could chase that feeling forever.