heeloo

sweaty ;;;;;,,,,,)))))))

[gifsboom]

[threesideddream]

I’m both

[sonoanthony]

Wholesome

[terushimaspiercing]

Blake and his boom

[emoji-movie-imagines-blog-deact]

Is this satire? Please tell me that this is satire

No, this is Patrick

[emoji-movie-imagines-blog-deact]

Honestly i think that Hi 5 x Jailbreak is really hot because besides his dick, he can shove all his fingers in her 💖💦💦

2 in the pink 1 in the stink ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[terushimaspiercing]

Ebenezer Scrouge more like Ebony Screws

[spengs]

im laughing @ this image of jeff goldblum bc it makes him look like a centaur but w the horse bit cropped out

[spengs]

update:

[spengs]

Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family for 3 notes

[betaruga]

Life found a way…

[honerablerosemary-deactivated20]

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

[strdyfuzz]

SPREAD

[aureliano276]

Amazing!!!!

[shag-me-senseless-watson]

Holy shit these are amazing

[just-shower-thoughts]

I think State Farm wildly overestimates how most people view their neighbors.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Technically, if mermaids are half human and half fish, then as a whole human I am half mermaid.

[tomasshiddleston-deactivated202]

WAKE JEFF UP

(WAKE JEFF UP INSIDE)

JEFF CAN’T WAKE UP

(WAKE JEFF UP INSIDE)

SAVE JEFF

[twitterlols]

[crows-gonna-delete-deactivated2]

thank you for this comprehensive list of veggietales characters

[terushimaspiercing]

For some reason I always thought Quentin Tarantino was a 30 something Latina woman and when I saw a picture of him for the first time I was Shook

[freetheintp]

Well you asked for this, so here are some of the facts I collected: 

-You get a new stomach lining every three to four days. The mucus-like cells lining the walls of the stomach would soon dissolve due to the strong digestive acids in your stomach if they weren’t constantly replaced.

-The cerebrum, which is the largest part of the brain, is responsible for thoughts, emotions, and senses like touch, taste, smell, and vision. It is what we use to think with.

-Over 90% of diseases are caused or complicated by stress. That high stress job you have could be doing more than just wearing you down each day. It could also be increasing your chances of having a variety of serious medical conditions like depression, high blood pressure and heart disease.

-Cotard’s Syndrome or Walking Corpse Syndrome as it’s colloquially known, is a belief held by a person that she is actually dead, decomposing or simply doesn’t exist. It has been linked to depression as well as to those who are chronically deprived of sleep or suffer drug psychosis, but is still largely misunderstood by science. The disorder has also been connected to Capgras Syndrome, a condition where a person thinks someone in her life has been replaced by an imposter or a duplicate. There is a division in the brain between the visual face recognition area and the part that associates emotional responses with that recognition, according to Psychology Today. Thus, a person suffering from either disorder may not even recognize herself and genuinely convinces herself that she doesn’t exist.

[ao3feed-iwaoi]

bloodsport

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at http://ift.tt/2rRN5C9

by sartrek

They’re standing in a cavernous underground subway tunnel, except it’s less—well, it’s less of a subway and more of an impossible greenhouse, a twilight atrium of sorts filled with plants and vines and flowers. Kuroo picks a morning glory blossom from a lamppost. Twirls it between his fingers.

“Fucking amazing,” he breathes. “Iwaizumi, your boy is magic.” And then he laughs in childlike wonder, a starry sound that makes Kenma smile to himself, and everything is okay for a second. Kuroo isn’t going to die. Oikawa isn’t missing. Iwaizumi isn’t desperate and empty and angry. But then Iwaizumi says, “Yeah, that’s the problem,” and everything shatters.

(Or: the story of a boy who couldn’t handle creation.)

Words: 4901, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: M/M

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Alternate Universe - Dystopia, ok listen im terrible at tagging things, but i’ll add tags as i go, aLsO there are like 3209327 characters in this so dont worry, i only tagged the main ships, there will be some self-harm mentions but i’ll put triggers in the notes before chapters, this is a Wild Ride for oikawa, also rebel kuroo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1, i too love kuroo as kenma does, surprise im renaming this ‘the kuroo tetsurou appreciation fic’, LOL ALSO the character death is temporary, do not fret!!!!!, oh forgot another, Child Abuse, SORRY YALL, I Promise it Ends Happy

read it on AO3 at http://ift.tt/2rRN5C9

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food for the next few years whether you’re successful or not.

[markharmonparadise]

Worth Winning || 1989