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Em | 29 | bi | she/they Welcome to the mess I call a blog If you were hoping for organization this was not the place to come, I'm sorry

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]

[basicbascinet]

I'm surprised the knight kink crowd hasn't picked up on the fact that historical knights had a habit of capturing each other for ransom. What do you mean you don't see the sexual tension in rivals seeking each other out in battle or through ambush, deliberately avoiding harming their target so they may be taken back to the attacker's castle, either held as a prisoner or as a honored "guest" as the case may be, until they are redeemed by their friends and allies?

[sophia-epistemia]

@tenderheartedbrat

[whumpster-fire]

enemies to lovers arc where a knight takes a rival prisoner and then the captive's awful relatives just don't pay the ransom.

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[pseudomantis]

Im soooo good at sorting things give me a pile of anything I'll sort it

[huanggugugu]

The science pet, always come in handy.

[kosmogrl]

I WILL do everything I’ve been procrastinating this month

[kosmogrl]

#aprilfools

[thanksbrunette]

[orivu]

[wordfather]

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

[lychgate]

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

[wordfather]

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[loscharlitos]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[bebx]

shoutout to rain, fog and moss

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[eonblueinmay]

Watching the process of this absolutely stunning painting makes it even more beautiful.

The artist is Sydney Swisher

[everyday-cutephoto]

[threedollarsdotcom]

tired of this shit lets add pvp to laundry

[nomuzawa]

but heavy is the crown that’s always hidden, tender is the heart you never see hard and fast shines the grin that we flash, but there’s a vulnerable stripe or two on me (cheshire kitten - s. j. tucker)

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