I’m back! Sorry I was moving blogs to a different account! If it isn’t too much trouble, can I get another promo?
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"eh,i know nothin' about ya moving,but its great to see ya again, Potato Face!Kazuichi told me a lot about ya!!"
“Wh- Potato face!?” *The cook shakes his head, not the thing to be worrying about right now, why was one of his classmates acting like that genocide Jill person!?*
“H-Hey...um...why is your tongue so long, and why are you acting like that genocide Jack or Jill person?”
"hey,i don't know anything bout this Genocide Jack guy!!"
"the names Genocide Shell,and IM the Ultimate Serial Killer himself!!and,Kazuichi's split personality!!"
“I-I see, um...I don’t know much about you, all I ask is that you don’t kill my momma or anyone else I care about...”
“Other than that....I guess it’s nice to meet you, why hasn’t Kazuichi told us about this earlier if you don’t mind me askin’?”
"dont worry!!ive only kill the chics both me and Kazuichi fall in love with...but i also kill people that piss me the fuck off!!like Kazuichi's dad!!"
"awww,you dont remember~?oh,right...you were DEAD when the others found out about me!!"
“....” *The small cook as speechless, why did he have to remind him of what happened in the killing game...?*
“So...this was after I...accidentally killed the ultimate imposter, guess that makes sense on why I haven’t heard of you.” *He mumbles quietly, it was obvious he didn’t like talking about this.*
"yep!Baby Face tried to frame Kazuichi's sorry ass,as well as Hiyoko's for Mahiru's death,and Kazuichi sneezed and i popped out!!everyone was SOOO shocked - especially old Whore Princess and Hamster Chan.oh,and Cacoon Hair!!"
“I see...you’re also definitely not Kazuichi...he’d never call Sonia a ‘whore princess’ more of a simp than anything to her.” *he attempts to crack a joke to relieve some of the tension here.*
“see?!NOW someone gets me!!people be sayin’ that i LIKE Sonia?!gross!!shes so fucking annoying!!and like ya said - Kazuichi is OBSESSED with her!!”
“Well it’s kinda obvious, plus an alter (personality) isn’t going to act the same as the host (Kazuichi), is there anyone in our class that you can tolerate?”
“well,for that...i guess Gundham,Nekomaru and Ibuki are alright...they at least see me more as just a personality...”
“Well, you’re also a serial killer, so definitely not just another alter....” *he mumbles as he thinks of what to say next, also hoping Shell wouldn’t just randomly kill him.*
“So...you tolerate me too...right? I can cook the tastiest dishes for you!”
“ehh...your not bad,i guess...i think we can get along...”
“That’s great, you’re more than welcome to eat at my restaurant!
*he gathers some courage, knowing his momma or siblings could possibly be put in danger* “But if you hurt my momma or sister, I won’t be afraid to kick you out permanently!”
“oh,relax Potato Face!!i only kill the girls both me and Kazuichi fall in love with!!calm ya farm!!”
“I’ll stay calm, but how am I supposed to know that Y’all won’t fall in love with my sister? I’m sorry for being rude, but I’m very protective of my family.”
“And would you please stop calling me potato face??” *was this karma for calling Hajime a potato once?*
“hey look - im already dating someone!two people,given im not only bisexual,im poly!i aint gonna crush on ya sister...i promise!!”
“yeah sure,whatevs...but ya dont need to be a wuss about it!!”
“Well...if you’re sure, then I’ll believe you, I hope you and your two significant others continue having a healthy relationship.”
*he starts to form a joking smile* “Also, being a wuss is better than a serial killer, yeah?”
