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GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”

andolinii

THE GODFATHER SENTENCE STARTERS. 1/- sentences taken from the 1972 movie directed by Francis Coppola. adjust as needed.

❝ i didn’t protest. ❞ ❝ i wept. why did i weep? ❞ ❝ i stood like a fool. ❞ ❝ why did you go to the police ? ❞ ❝ tell me anything, but do what i beg you to do. ❞ ❝ these two boys were brought to trial. ❞ ❝ what is that ? ❞ ❝ the judge sentenced them to three years in prison. ❞ ❝ i want them dead. ❞ ❝ they went free that same day. ❞ ❝ that i cannot do. ❞ ❝ those two bastards, they smiled at me. ❞ ❝ i’ll give you anything you ask. ❞ ❝ we’ve known each other many years, but this is the first time you’ve come to me for counsel or for help. ❞ ❝ i can’t remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee. ❞ ❝ let’s be frank here. you never wanted my friendship. ❞ ❝ you were afraid to be in my debt. ❞ ❝ i didn’t want to get into trouble. ❞ ❝ you didn’t need a friend like me. ❞ ❝ you don’t ask with respect. ❞ ❝ why didn’t you come to me first ? ❞ ❝ you ask me to do murder. for money. ❞ ❝ i ask you for justice. ❞ ❝ that is not justice. ❞ ❝ your daughter is still alive. ❞ ❝ let them suffer then. ❞ ❝ how much should i pay you ? ❞ ❝ what have i ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully ? ❞ ❝ if you’d come to me in friendship, that scum would be suffering this very day. ❞ ❝ if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. ❞ ❝ then they would fear you. ❞ ❝ be my friend ? ❞ ❝ some day, and that day may never come, i’ll call upon you to do a service. ❞ ❝ accept this justice as a gift. ❞ ❝ what, are you a dance judge or something ? ❞ ❝ go take a walk around the neighborhood. ❞ ❝ do your job. ❞ ❝ well you watch yourself, alright ? ❞ ❝ what’s the matter ? ❞ ❝ i am honored and grateful you have invited me to your home. ❞ ❝ what can i do for you ? ❞ ❝ is this necessary ? ❞ ❝ you understand everything. ❞ ❝ who should i give this job to ? ❞ ❝ who else is on the list ? ❞ ❝ that man over there is talking to himself. ❞ ❝ see that scary guy over there ? ❞ ❝ he’s a very scary guy. ❞ ❝ you look terrific ! ❞ ❝ very nice to meet you. ❞ ❝ father’s been asking for you. ❞ ❝ he’s a good lawyer. ❞ ❝ you like your lasagna ? ❞ ❝ i pledge my ever-ending loyalty. ❞ ❝ i’m going to leave you now, because i know you are busy. ❞ ❝ what’s that outside? ❞ ❝ they’ve all sent gifts. ❞ ❝ i told you he was going to come. ❞ ❝ he’s probably in trouble again. ❞ ❝ sing a song ! ❞ ❝ you want to meet him ? ❞ ❝ let’s listen to this song. ❞ ❝ i wanted to get out of it. ❞ ❝ how did you do that ? ❞ ❝ what was that ? ❞ ❝ made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. ❞ ❝ he held a gun to his head and assured him either his brains or his signature would be on the contract. ❞ ❝ that’s my family, it’s not me. ❞ ❝ that’s a true story. ❞ ❝ i’ll take care of it. ❞ ❝ tell him to go to the office. ❞ ❝ how are you doing ? ❞ ❝ are you having a good time ? ❞ ❝ i don’t know what to do. ❞ ❝ are you in there ? ❞ ❝ i wouldn’t even have to act. ❞ ❝ you can act like a man ! ❞ ❝ what’s the matter with you ? ❞ ❝ is this how you turned out ? ❞ ❝ what is that nonsense ? ❞ ❝ you spend time with your family ? ❞ ❝ a man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man. ❞ ❝ you look terrible. ❞ ❝ i want you to eat. ❞ ❝ i’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. ❞ ❝ just go outside, enjoy yourself and forget all this nonsense. ❞ ❝ i want you to leave it all to me. ❞ ❝ do we give him something important ? ❞ ❝ give him a living but never discuss the family business with him. ❞ ❝ i want you to go tonight. ❞ ❝ if there’s nothing else, i’d like to go. ❞ ❝ who the hell are you ? ❞ ❝ i have a special practice, i handle one client. ❞ ❝ you have my number, i’ll wait for your call. ❞ ❝ why didn’t you tell me you work for [name] ? ❞ ❝ come over here with me. ❞ ❝ let’s get something to eat. ❞ ❝ this is one favor i can’t give to you. ❞ ❝ he never asks a second favor when he’s been refused the first. ❞ ❝ you don’t understand. ❞ ❝ let me be even more frank. ❞ ❝ i’m not a hardhearted man. ❞ ❝ it’s not all dollar and cents. ❞ ❝ a man in my position can’t afford to be made look ridiculous. ❞ ❝ you get the hell out of here ! ❞ ❝ thank you for dinner and a pleasant evening. ❞ ❝ you’re not too tired are you ? ❞ ❝ i couldn’t find out how much. ❞ ❝ if we don’t get into it, somebody else will. ❞ ❝ with the money they earn, they can buy more police and political power. then they come after us. ❞ ❝ i need a man who has powerful friends. ❞ ❝ i need a million dollars in cash. ❞ ❝ i need those politicians that you carry in your pocket, like nickels and dimes. ❞ ❝ why do you come to me? Why do i deserve such generosity ? ❞ ❝ i said that i would see you, because i heard you were a serious man. ❞ ❝ i heard you were a serious man, to be treated with respect. ❞ ❝ i have a lot of friends in politics. ❞ ❝ they wouldn’t be friendly long if they knew my business is drugs instead of gambling. ❞ ❝ drugs is a dirty business. ❞ ❝ it doesn’t make any difference to me what a man does for a living. ❞ ❝ your business is a little dangerous. ❞ ❝ i have a sentimental weakness for my children, and i spoil them as you can see. ❞ ❝ my no is final. ❞ ❝ i think your brain is going soft. ❞ ❝ never tell anybody outside the family what you’re thinking again. ❞

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