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she/her || ♈️

[catchymemes]

[inevitable-destruction]

"In order to know your enemy, you must become your enemy."

[die-droste]

the way moriarty compliments sherlock when theyre alone but kind of puts him down and elevates himself in front of others… of course it is about moriarty feeling insecure, feeling entitled to the same praise, wanting to be his equal. but you cant really shake the feeling that moriarty is trying to keep sherlock for himself. he‘s the one who discovered him, his genius. he‘s the one guiding and encouraging him. helping him sharpen his wits. his little pet project.

[cherubg1rl]

[fredfugues]

[lovelyamneris]

someone who puts “I’m really good at separating fiction and reality” as their special skill on their dating profile

[house-of-mercer]

someone who posts links to their fanfics on linkedin

[tess-or-no]

someone whose primary contact on their resume is their fandom side-blog tumblr

[solarsyrup]

CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

[cursed-commons-chats]

when you’re toxic in darkmoor this is who you’re being mean to btw

[kandimouse]

to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

[goingknowherewastaken]

Another important point

You need to actually reblog posts for this site to work as it should.

Liking posts only saves them in a spot that no one checks except for the user who liked them. Most people have their liked posts hidden.

Also, this site has a spam bot problem. One way we weed those out is to check the blog to see if it's actually being used to post legitimate content. If there is absolutely nothing on your blog you're getting blocked and some users may just straight up report you as spam as a precaution.

Not to mention that the posts you reblog will only be seen by you and whoever follows you. Tagging it "fyp" does absolutely nothing.

[bethany-sensei]

Tag spam is against tos and will get your post reported. For example: You post a kitten pic and tag it “cat” “cats of tumblr” “kitten” “kitten pic” etc that’s all fine. If you add on “memes” “funny” “lol” because you think it will increase your reach, someone will get annoyed at the spam and report it.

[jewishdragon]

Elaborating on "do not censor words"

People blacklist their triggers and squicks using the full proper spelling of words. if you censor the word in your post and tags, the people who blacklist the word to avoid seeing posts about that topic WILL SEE YOUR POST

If you want to protect people from sensitive topics you use the full uncensored word.

[m1smatched-starsigns]

At some point over the years, Hawkfrost has been cemented as the "spare" for me. You only need one son for an heir; the second son is just the spare. He's not important until something goes wrong.

In my headcanons, Tigerstar wants Brambleclaw to be his successor. He needs Hawkfrost to lure Brambleclaw in and disarm him, but Hawkfrost is just a pawn. Hawkfrost knows this and it burns him, he wants to be the important son, he wants to be the one his father wants. He'll do anything to earn Tigerstar's approval.

[bisexualwintermoon]

you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.

[malistaire]

[wildfane]

cat page as i listen to the wcwit podcast go through power of three

[ryleestormgem]

[tess-or-no]

I would be such a good RiverClan cat: I love soft bedding, collecting pretty trinkets, swimming, sunbathing, eating seafood, being the best looking in a room full of people, etc.. I’d fit right in.

[bruntalism]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jumpin-jahoosaphats]

HOOoWoW!!

[jumpin-jahoosaphats]

Bald white bitch (affectionate)

[metropoliseaten]

Video description: A tiktok by @MyBonesAreLegos. A Black person with shoulder length braids stands in a parking lot and says, in a peppy tone, “Has this ever happened to you?” A white person walks up and says, “Whoa, what the fuck?” the ‘Whoa’ is drawn out. They begin playing with the first person’s hair. The scene cuts to the first person standing alone again, saying, “Then you need bald white bitch.” They show a photograph on their phone of a white person with closely buzzed hair. “Check this out!” The next scene is a POV shot from the second person, panning up from their outstretched hand to show the first person and the Bald White Bitch standing together. The hand reaches for the first person with a drawn out and cartoonish “Hwow!” before switching to the Bald White Bitch and playing with their hair instead. “Problem solved. Bald White bitch saves the day yet again.” End ID.