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Well, a kid I’m babysitting just told me I’m growing a beard and turning into a boy. Kids are brutally honest

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This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

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Not all heroes wear capes.

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@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

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did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

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its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

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scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

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Every time we take my dogs collar off my mom pets his ears and repeats “you’re nakey!” in a babytalk voice

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Fairly certain that’s a universal experience for all human dog owners.

My dog is told “Would you like to wear your jewelry?” And becomes excited. He then chooses which necklace he’d like. He has a few and they all have to have tags on them. I discovered this because I bought him a second collar and he refused it with a sneeze that usually is his equivalent of “fuck you”. I asked him why he didn’t like it. He did a dance. I don’t know how I figured it out, but I remember putting the new collar on him and seeing him still beg for the older one and thinking “there’s got to be a reason”. It occurred to be that he might want a little jingle. So I took an old keychain bauble and put it on his collar and he was so happy I thought he’d leap outside. The whole walk, he pranced around like a prize pig. So I realized that the collar couldn’t be a collar. It had to be a necklace. And now he has a large selection for every season, each with a set of tags that have his name and some sort of jingle decoration.

Sometimes he gets downright picky. He has one that has the Batman symbol on it and he prefers that most of the time, but recently the tags on it broke and he flat out refused to walk until I’d transferred the tags from another collar to it. But he has to choose the tags, and he happened to pick a set that were difficult to remove. But it has to be that pendant on that necklace or he’d piss himself right there in protest.

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Simon I love your dog SO MUCH

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cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe. As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

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two sick horses evaluating an orb

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“it floats”

“don’t like that”

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Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

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Yes.

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It’s not halloween yet. Please, be patient and let the month have its own time.

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TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I can always tell my depression is getting bad again when I’m laying in bed next to my love but I feel so empty and lonely. Night time is the worst for those nasty dark thoughts to creep in.

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Everytime I see this gif, I stare at it for literally twenty minutes no matter where I am. You cannot tell me these two aren’t madly in love with each other. Look at how soft and cuddly Viktor looks as he jumps into Yuuri’s arms. Yuuri was so happy to hug him back and just have Viktor in his embrace. Honestly, whenever I look at this, it adds fifty+ years to my life.