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@tessatessa-mo-messa
Customer: I LOVE PUKE DMV: I LOVE PUKE Verdict: DENIED
I'm back with a new cosplay!!
me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.
the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*
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my dad’s best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she’s looking amazing
Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car.
she wasn’t publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that
so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman
my dad’s best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she’s looking amazing
Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car.
she wasn’t publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that
so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman
one of the lovely ladies I’ve been seeing got covid & she’s like “maybe you didn’t catch it?” Girl I was not a ‘didnt catch it’ amount of space away when we were- wheres that tweet about the vaxxed guy. you know the one
my boyfriend is photoshopping the pikachu with an eevee hoodie plush to just be an eevee with a big gaping mouth :/
cheesepburger………
tastee…
Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens
easily top ten worst sentences of all time
While I die of anemia in this hospital, my family is now sitting in the freezing rain, homeless on the streets of Gaza.
We are living through the hardest days of our lives. The children are shivering from the cold in their wet clothes. Donate and share, don't leave us alone.
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Started designing her clothes again after a month bruh
nobody wants to reblog anymore, it's a lost art
“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”
— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times
after YEARS of seeing this quote online and finding it to be the most deeply and resoundingly profound writing i finally found the source article and absolutely nothing could prepare me for this opening paragraph
Okay but the whole article is really interesting and also contains this quote which I’ve never heard before but really like:
“Anyone worth knowing is inevitably also going to be exasperating”
