Hi.

Gay.

[frontmansdefender]

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[qqchurch]

[acrypticmuse-deactivated2023111]

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[strawberry-crocodile]

ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?

[strawberry-crocodile]

we have a winner folks, @some-stars got it in one

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[nwarrior777]

i think i broke something existential in rules of society

[novelistparty]

saw this on linkedin today, posted by a real xbox employee to announce they got laid off today

[burntundertones]

[leatherandmossprints]

‘Jerry (Nude Reclining with Ulysses)’ by Paul Cadmus, c. 1931.

[zimmerdouche]

i don’t consider ben affleck and matt damon rpf that shit is happening

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[spider-artdump]