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- Hey yall!! I am so so sorry I’ve been so inactive lol. It probably has to do with the fact a LOT has been happening OOC;;
ANYWAYS!!! in attempt to get my activity back up, I’m gonna be remaking wendy (and soon after Kevin @vocatvs ) from a sideblog to an actual blog!!!! So in a hot minute here this blog will be archived and a new ones gonna pop up with the same URL!!!
sorry for any hastle this brings up ahh
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This place is so Creepy
a storage room stocked with food
Storage rooms are almost always creepy on default. 90% of the time they’re dark and small with only one way to get in or out, and way too many times they’re also isolated. Which is, put shortly, terrifying. I mean, have you seen a horror movie? This is prime murder location, right here. Although the fact that this one was stocked with food made it seem more like a prime apocalypse hideout location. The single dim lightbulb hanging by the ceiling really adding to the atmosphere in a terribly creepy way.
Wendy couldn’t help but shiver at the bad vibes the little room was giving her, gaze sweeping along the shelves of non-perishables before pausing on the lightbulb as if she expected it too turn off at any moment. Which she more or less totally did. She was so, incredibly creeped out. What if that light went out? What if the door shut and locked suddenly? Jesus, this whole room was terrifying.
“Jeez, can we get out of here already?” She whispered, glancing around the room once again. Who knows what could be lurking around here.
dyingorangeparka:
Kenny was softly patting a large, curled up rat, who was sheltering a little of little rat babies, each had grown fur and seemed to enjoy Kenny’s company. They softly nibbled at his fingers now and again, but each time Kenny only giggled in response.
”Thye’re a week or two old now. Thye’re prttey good arnoud peploe if you wnnaa hlod one.”
Wendy hesitated at the suggestion, glancing briefly at Kenny before back to the rats that seemed to be enjoying the fact Kenny was offering them his hand. The idea of holding an assumedly feral rat wasn’t.. appealing, per se.
“ As appealing as that is ... I think I’m good . “ She shook her head gently. Yeah, she was pretty content just.. looking at them. Honestly, she was surprised they were even calm enough for Kenny to get so close. It was pretty odd, from her knowledge of rats. But then.. that wasn’t much.
send ❣ for my muse to give yours a cute nickname!!!
earflappies:
Whatever he expected to hear from Wendy, it definitely wasn’t that, and after a few moments of blank staring, his brows knitted in confusion, his jaw drops a little. Figures. He feels like he should have seen it coming but–
Reluctantly, Kyle slowly rolls his shoulders in a shrug.
“Patience. Lots of patience. And– You know, when you get to know someone long enough, you tend to know what you’re gonna get.”
“ Okay . “ She dragged the word out, just a little bit, but enough to be noticeable.
She blinked slowly, tilting her head to the side. As if she was trying to examine Kyle or something of the like. Which honestly may be the case, who knows.
“ But the kind of things they do . Why do you stick around ? “
richhboi:
❝ —— depends.. ❞ almost whispered , gaze darting from her to their surroundings & back again. ❝ what did you do ? ❞
“ I didn’t exactly ... do anything . “ She glanced down at her bag, pulling on a zipper slightly to open it up just a bit. Her bag seemed to have movement inside as a response- as though there was something living inside of it.
“ It’s more what I found . “
Mr. Garrison teaches human reproduction
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Send 📱 to see how my muse has yours in their phone!
Yiffy Boytext tone: A dog barkringtone: Telephone Dog by MrWeebl but specifically the breakdown at the end
(text to Yiffy Boy , sent 11/12/17) Stan, I swear on my life your dog behaves better than your friends. I will kick their asses if they fuck around like that again.
(text to Yiffy Boy , sent 12/25/17) Merry Christmas! I have something for you I forgot to give you before break, message me when you’re free. :p
(text to Yiffy Boy , sent 01/01/18) I lost a shoe last night. I have looked ALL around and I cant find it?? It’s my black flat, have you seen it?? I can’t walk home with one shoe.
Send 📱 to see how my muse has yours in their phone!
May include: contact picture, name, a sample of texts, anything the mun wishes to include!
Send me one Pro and one Con you could see with shipping our muses together!
Pass the happy along! 💛 when you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and then send this to the last 10 people in your notifications! :-)
--i dont usually follow through with chainmail and such lolbut i really appreciate this oof
so uhh things that make me happy!
everybody in my group chats!! i know i dont talk that often but thats kinda just how it goes for me oof. i still consider everybody friends, i just suck when it comes to a lot of messages ;v;
my cosplay friends oof i just finished a con like 2 days ago and it made me so happy I had the time of my life
THE FACT THAT THE CMV IM PART OF GOT RECOGNIZED BY THE DREAM DADDY CO-CREATOR/CO-WRITER/DIRECTOR OF ART LIKE IVE BEEN SHOOK FOR A FULL DAY
when life brings me down, what is pimp brings me back up
literally any kind of positive interaction or attention from pretty much anybody
Would you ever ship or draw Kenny and Wendy?
Hmmm… Wendy and Kenny…. I’ll give it a shot.
Okay, here’s my real answer, I’m satisfied with the sketch but not with the ship. These two characters are lacking the electrons that would form the covalent BOND of Lutetium and Vanadium [LuV]. :/ So the answer is no. I don’t ship it. Would I ever draw them together?… No. Only this time.
In other words, I don’t see anything within them. There’s no mutual tension or polarity. I just don’t see the chemistry at all.
Post-Fight Sentence Starters
Requested by Anonymous
“Are you okay?”
“Do you have any bandages?”
“That doesn’t look good.”
“Did you pick a fight with a bear?!”
“I’m /fine/!”
“You don’t look ‘fine’ to me!”
“That was a nasty scuffle…”
“Let me see your ___.”
“Can you help me?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“I think I got some glass in my hands.”
“Who did you pick a fight with this time?”
“Did you win?”
“Looks like you were on the losing end of a dog fight.”
“You should see the other guy.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean-”
“Things… got out of hand…”
“What the hell happened?!”
“Please tell me you’re still breathing.”
“I’m going to give them a piece of my mind for what they did to you!”
“I can’t promise nothing is broken.”
“It’s not what it looks like.”
“Would you believe that I fell down some stairs?”
Should I be worrying about seeing you in the news for a homicide?”
“That’s… a lot of blood.”
“All this blood isn’t mine, I swear.”
“What did you do this time?”
Send 🔪+ a sentence of your own!
♥ / starter call
@richhboi
“If I hypothetically had something I shouldn’t have, would you tell anybody?”
Wendy bit the inside of her cheek adjusting the hold she had on her backpack- clutched gently in her arms as if something delicate was just inside. Which honestly may be the case, by the looks of it. She could have anything in there. Something she ‘shouldn’t have’ is really vague.
♥ / starter call
@ask-newkidmilly
Wendy stared at Milly for a few moments, fingers tapping the drink she held in her hand a few times over as she pondered over what exactly she wanted to say. A small hum, and she finally decided, reaching forward to gently gain Milly’s attention.
“You dance, yeah? Ballet?”
♥ / starter call
@earflappies
“How do you do it?”
Wendy stared almost blankly at Kyle, chin resting on her hands.
“How do you put up with all the bullshit you get from your friends every day. I don’t understand.”
My muse is sick with fever. Send me & for a delirious confession or thought.
※ JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. X ※
here’s sentences from 10 more of jenna’s videos! feel free to change names/pronouns/zodiac signs/etc.! more jenna sentences
MY DOGS TRY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
“I’m not gonna do that ever again.”
“I’m not gonna lie, I bought some of these pre-cut, because I didn’t feel like cutting them up.”
“I will eat it if you hold it for me.”
“Why would you lick it if you don’t like it?”
“You’re getting an F for everything today.”
“You guys could never chop up a sweet potato yourselves, and you know it.”
“I will not wear it.”
“So, no on the cabbage?”
“I know, you’re a sensitive guy, and you just want watermelon.”
“If you were in the wild, you would have to eat this to survive, or else you would fucking die.”
“You have to try. You’re not even trying.”
“You wouldn’t last a day unless you found a person to befriend.”
“He would file this under a traumatic experience.”
SECOND PUBERTY
“If you couldn’t tell, I kinda lost my voice somehow. I don’t know how, I just woke up, and it’s gone.”
“Do I get to marry a prince now?”
“I don’t know why I’m still using Facebook.”
“Even if I don’t have a voice, I can still make dad jokes.”
“Everything is getting so fucking weird, and it doesn’t show any signs of stopping.”
“Don’t worry, it gets weirder, and it just keeps happening.”
“No one warned me for this.”
“This is just me whining about things that, I guess, aren’t even the worst, but they’re the worst.”
“I decided, like, a week ago to do my own thing.”
“Waking up and breathing air makes me break out.”
“My chest was itchy. I had to put itch stuff on it. I never have to use itch stuff. It was a disaster.”
“I feel like you’ve betrayed us.”
“That’s fucked up. That’s so fucking dark, oh my god.”
“Why am I sweating from just sitting here? I’m not doing anything.”
“Why go cry in the bathroom when you can just stand there and openly cry in a crowded space?”
“I’m sorry, I’m listening, I just can’t hear you.”
“I’m always freezing cold.”
“I don’t know where my voice is, my skin’s breaking out all over the place, my body is hoarding food, it’s annoying, and I don’t like it.”
“No one told me to expect this, and I feel like I got lied to.”
THOUGHTS FROM A BATHTUB
“For starters, who wears a full face of makeup into a bathtub?”
“I’d like to have a profession that sounds sexual, but isn’t.”
“Yeah, but what if T-Rexes had really long arms?”
“I think we could solve a lot of this country’s economic problems by just selling the Louisiana Purchase back.”
“Why do we have names for all of our fingers, but only two of our toes?”
“Jesus is the only person that wants other people to get presents on his birthday. What a good guy.”
“Why do we curl our eyelashes, but never our eyebrows?”
“When a fuckboy becomes a fuckman, does he get a fuckmitzvah?”
“Scaring people is fun because they deserve it.”
“Candles are the only thing that smell better when you burn them.”
“Think of a giant chihuahua. That is the most terrifying dog on the planet.”
“A good rule for asking someone if they’re pregnant is don’t. Ever.”
“When I look into your eyes, I’m uncomfortable.”
“Why does Facebook still exist, and how can we stop it?”
I SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES 3
“This game is riveting.”
“Why is my fucking phone ringing? I feel like I’m at work right now.”
“I don’t know how to do anything.”
“I don’t know, but I think I’m doing pretty good.”
“He needs a hug and a sandwich right now.”
“It has a knife, oh my god!”
“I want my purple fucking dildo, and I want it now.”
“We’re losing by five?”
“I rate this I still hate it/10.”
“My strategy is just don’t do anything until you have to do something.”
“Why would I play a game where I have to go to work?”
FACE SWAP CHALLENGE
“I like to do everything with you because you have a magical laugh.”
“You look so hot.”
“Well, the years are coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming.”
“Go blow some money for the fuck of it.”
“This is how I imagine pregnancy works.”
“Today we’re gonna try some… poison.”
“People say I look like my mom, so, mom, this one’s for you.”
“Surprise! Satan.”
“I want Drake to murder my vagina.”
“Did I stutter?”
“I love my family so much.”
“This is me making my dreams come true.”
“Why do you have scissors?!”
THINGS I’M BAD AT AS AN ADULT
“I’m bad at talking to people on the phone.”
“I just do not want to talk to anyone on the phone that I don’t know.”
“There’s a lot of windows in here, so that means I have to get a lot of curtains. So you know what I did? I bought a bunch of paper curtains.”
“I’m really bad at responding to text messages.”
“This is only half of my fault.”
“I’m bad at recycling.”
“If you could please be gentle to me, because I have a lot of shame and guilt.”
“I’m really bad at knowing that something is too hot, and still touching it and putting it in my mouth.”
“I just hope, maybe this time, it won’t burn as bad.”
“I literally never use cursive.”
“I’m terrible at remembering birthdays.”
“That could be a murderer, here to kill me for no reason.”
“I don’t have an attic or a basement, but, if I did, I would sprint in them.”
“You shouldn’t just get rid of things because they’re broken or worn down, no.”
“I got a new hairdryer for the first time in, like, a decade.”
“I’m really bad at cleaning things after I use them.”
WHY IS THIS LIKE THAT
“Who did that? I don’t know, not me.”
“That game can suck it.”
“Politicians are like the DMV: owned by the government and a mess inside.”
“You might be talented, but not enough to get paid for it.”
“People are like pizza, to cannibals.”
“It’s a job, but I don’t really want to do it.”
“I know it’s wrong, and I should do something about it, but I’m probably not going to right now.”
“I didn’t expect to be depressed, but now I am.”
“Hi, what are you doing here?”
“I watched you grow up, and you’re kinda hot now, and I feel weird about it.”
“Did you laugh even one time?”
“I’m fired, bye!”
DONALD TRUMP SUCKS
“So, I got a new vacuum cleaner.”
“I made one little joke, and it got out of control.”
EXTRAS 2015 PART 2
“I can’t fuckin’ do it.”
“I’m having a hard time not inhaling that.”
“We really should’ve done this outside.”
“Please? It’s fuckin’ funny.”
“Should I stop talking?”
“I’m not gonna be able to do it.”
“Oh my god. Oh my god, why are you doing that?”
“Stand up. Come on, you can do it.”
“Can we go to a doctor?”
EXTRAS 2015 PART 1
“I wish that bird would shut the fuck up.”
“You can’t get banned from the DMV.”
“I can’t not laugh.”
“He has to be 6’7”. Exactly.”
“Are you not entertained? Be entertained!”
