STARTERS FROM MY GROUPCHAT!!
âťť ignore the mascara on my hand. âťž
âťť my bones hurt. like my literal bones. âťž
âťť get that off the internet. âťž
❝ mulan isn’t a princess, she’s a soldier, you fucking idiot. ❞
❝ nah that’s the most stupid gay shit i’ve ever heard you loser. ❞
âťť we stan a boy who knows how to text back! âťž
âťť coach me in flirting, please. âťž
âťť i am a fragile lady today please handle with care. âťž
❝ i feel like i’m having a stroke. ❞
âťť i keep forgetting that bj is short for blowjob. âťž
âťť what a fool i am. âťž
❝ pajamas are absolutely mandatory. ❞
âťť cute date idea: burying a ouija board. âťž
❝ where we droppin’ boys? ❞
❝ don’t break rule number six. ❞










