Welcome to the Show

I'm Jordan. -------------------------

[becausebirds]

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

[gif-guy]

[ksug]

How

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

R these even real people ??

[solo-munroe]

Stop it

[yivialo]

[livelyspaghetti-blog]

My ungrateful dog doesn’t want a blueberry. 

[awwww-cute]

Bath time for two (Source: http://ift.tt/1WoiXKv)

[thebestoftumbling]

Determined Puppy Plays Tug of War with Patient Dog

[sexwitsockson]

:)))

[aniitabananita-deactivated20210]

Big baby crying because I stopped petting him for 2 seconds - Tito boy 😍 at 10 months

[methhomework]

[venera9]

[testforgraceunderpressure]

me: I just want this to be over

friend: want what to be over?

me: *gestures vaguely*

[madfuture]

[dogvines]

[cocina-deactivated20181016]

he give the smol kiss

[parlor-trick-pariah-deactivated]

[surprisebitcch-deactivated20200]

Really enjoying the plot tbh

[n-unit-deactivated20161116]

This is literally the greatest thing I have seen all week

[captain-fucking-levi]

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

[broccolizard]

you are though—its called your life

[captain-fucking-levi]

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

[marcholasmoth]

but those are your demons

[captain-fucking-levi]

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

[tyrelpinnegar]

i-Cybie wakes up for the first time in fifteen years.

How do I put down a robot dog?

[psyducked]

it prays for the release that death will bring

[weloveshortvideos]

[allisonpregler]

my heart exploded

[greelin]

somewhere in an alternate timeline there’s a version of me who makes good decisions regularly. good for them. fuck them, though

[weloveshortvideos]