Pull my strings

Look, I'm not here to argue. I'm here to have a good time and I expect you to relax and enjoy yourself. If you don't, you'll most likely regret it. ---------------------------------------------------------------- YO THIS IS A NOT SAFE FOR WORK BLOG. If you're triggered by nude pictures, weapons, puppets, porn, violence, or sex and shit like all of that, You should go find yourself another blog to rap with cause this one is full of that shit. Now on the other hand if you're down with this shit, welcome and enjoy your stay.

[jpnvines]

頭使って。。。#頭おかしい 〜 さーちゃん

Use your head… #imweird 〜 さーちゃん

Maths is hard!

Use your head properly.

Okay. 

[testifieddunderfuck]

Strider Bonding Time

[testifieddunderfuck]

—

"Dont worry lil man.." dirk stroked himself, grabbing a.bottle of.lube from the bedside table, pouring some into his hand before rubbing it on his dick. He positioned himself at daves entrance and gripped his hips, pushing in slowly.

[iinsuffurablepriick]

The youngest Strider immediately began moaning, enjoying the slight stinging as the other pushed in. “Heh… You know, I ain’t some fuckin virgin, Dirk. You don’t have to go so slow with me.”

[testifieddunderfuck]

"wow yer so fuckin romantic you little shit." Dirk slammed the rest of the way in, gripped the back of daves hair and yanked before leaning down and whispering in his ear. "you play nice Dave...and maybe i'll give you what you want..."

[clarulitas]

[manticoreimaginary]

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

[aprilsvigil-deactivated20140416]

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

[tiny-detective-agency]

I can’t stop watching this. 

[sassy-hook]

#I watched this for too long to not reblog

[f-centralperk]

[hellomrbones]

[cumcumintomyworld]

[falsemustachioeddetective-blog]

Get The Deets. (Dirk & Jane)

[testifieddunderfuck]

"Diffcult, lately." Dirk took the pair of disposeable chopstixks and began eating. "Thinking about stuff on my mind lately."

[falsemustachioeddetective-blog]

"What’s been on your mind, dear?" She rose an eyebrow, hoping he was okay, but had a feeling a bit of it had to do with David being around. Which had effected quite a few people, it seemed. 

[testifieddunderfuck]

"Its.....its about david. Im the only strider left that hasnt seen him yet and I dont know if I want to. But I know I have to and it fucking sucks and aftwr the shit ive heard of him doing recently I, I dont know how to goddamn feel or what to fucking do you know?"

[testifieddunderfuck]

[iinsuffurablepriick]

—

He gave Dirk’s thumb a cheeky nibble, before sticking out his tongue slightly, showing off his piercings. “Says you. I like my singing.” He spread his legs, trying to get the other to move on.

[testifieddunderfuck]

Dirk pulled him up for another kiss, playfully...

[testifieddunderfuck]

"Dont worry lil man.." dirk stroked himself, grabbing a.bottle of.lube from the bedside table, pouring some into his hand before rubbing it on his dick. He positioned himself at daves entrance and gripped his hips, pushing in slowly.

[falsemustachioeddetective-blog]

Get The Deets. (Dirk & Jane)

[testifieddunderfuck]

Dirk took the box, and walked inside with her. “So Jane, what brought this on?” Dirk sat on the couch, putting the bento on the table.

[falsemustachioeddetective-blog]

"I just wanted to see how you were doing." She had brought her own bento box, though considerably smaller and pulled out a pair of chopsticks as she opened it. "How are things?"

[testifieddunderfuck]

"Diffcult, lately." Dirk took the pair of disposeable chopstixks and began eating. "Thinking about stuff on my mind lately."

[falsemustachioeddetective-blog]

Get The Deets. (Dirk & Jane)

[testifieddunderfuck]

"be right there ya dummy." Dirk chuckled, walking down the stairs. About a minute later he opened the door. "Hey Jane. Come on in-….is that a bento box."

[falsemustachioeddetective-blog]

She giggled, waiting for him to join her downstairs. “Hello dear!” Holding the bento box up with pride she nodded. “Indeed, I thought the best senpai in all of the lands would appreciate one. Along with cookies.” She held them up in her other hands, giving him a smile. 

[testifieddunderfuck]

Dirk took the box, and walked inside with her. "So Jane, what brought this on?" Dirk sat on the couch, putting the bento on the table.

[falsemustachioeddetective-blog]

[testifieddunderfuck]

Dirk rarely ever just answerwd the door anymore. The speaker near the door buzzed. “Who is it. What do you need.” Dirks voice asked. He sounded normal, not angry or anything that was good…for now.

[falsemustachioeddetective-blog]

Jane leaned into the buzzer, trying to bring out an accent for him. “Its...

[testifieddunderfuck]

"be right there ya dummy." Dirk chuckled, walking down the stairs. About a minute later he opened the door. "Hey Jane. Come on in-....is that a bento box."

[falsemustachioeddetective-blog]

Jane was on a mission, in her mind a relatively important one. She needed to find out how he felt about Karkat, and see if the relationship was possible for the two of them. She hoped so. Though it was rather hard to tell with him sometimes, she would have to get a straight answer so she could...

[testifieddunderfuck]

Dirk rarely ever just answerwd the door anymore. The speaker near the door buzzed. "Who is it. What do you need." Dirks voice asked. He sounded normal, not angry or anything that was good...for now.

[kellyangel]

Read the next comic here

Magical girl is not something you can retire from …. 

[testifieddunderfuck]

college: Why should we accept you

me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*

college: damn son you in

[rubyrubyrubyredux]

Peixeses getting angry at Amporas for using fish puns

[testifieddunderfuck]

Strider Bonding Time

[iinsuffurablepriick]

—

"Ngh- Aah!" Dave moaned, bucking his hips into the other’s. "Fine then. /Please/ get on with the prep work so you can hurry up and fuck me. That better? Or do you want me to sing for you?" He smirked slightly, before grabbing Dirk’s hips so that he could get a nice grind against the other.

[testifieddunderfuck]

Dirk continued biting and sucking on daves neck before pulling away, smirkin and running his thumb over daves lips. “i think thats a damn fine way to say please lil man..and we all know you can’t sing you can rap but you can’t sing so lets not go down that road yeah?.”

[iinsuffurablepriick]

He gave Dirk’s thumb a cheeky nibble, before sticking out his tongue slightly, showing off his piercings. “Says you. I like my singing.” He spread his legs, trying to get the other to move on.

[testifieddunderfuck]

Dirk pulled him up for another kiss, playfully biting and nibbling at daves lip, running his tongue along daves piercings in his mouth. He hummed into the kiss before pulling away. "flip over lil man."

[testifieddunderfuck]

you got a big mouth for such a tiny troll

Dirk left his apartment, zipping up his hoodie and hopping onto his hoverboard as he headed over to the slavehold. He was feeling pretty good today, his favorite anime had a great season finale, Dave and him had talked and were getting along a little better, and he actually had a good night's sleep. He landed at the hold, stepping off the board and grabbing it before walking inside.