[doctorwho247]

The Twelfth Doctor becomes the Thirteenth Doctor in these final moments of the Doctor Who Christmas Special, Twice Upon a Time. 

[captainswanouat]

requested by @odonowest

BONUS

[captainswanouat]

365 days of captain swan :: day 159

[onceland]

Captain Swan + Food

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[arbitraryfuck]

listen up, ya’ll better NOT sleep on pixar’s Coco once it’s released in the US, because it is an absolutely wonderful amazing beautifully done film with so much respect and appreciation of mexican culture. if you let this movie flop in the US becuase some people want to boycott it thinking it’s cultural appropiation WHEN THEY DONT EVEN KNOW MEXICAN CULTURE AT ALL, i’m gonna be so pissed, becuase it’s not!!! it’s was made with the same research and care, if not more, as they did Moana and Frozen. i’m telling you this as a proud mexican who was absolutely amazed by the movie. if you don’t believe me, believe the millions of mexican people who went to see it and broke box office records on the first week of its release. anyways, go watch coco if you can, bye

[buzzfeeduk]

“I’m fine, thanks”

[buzzfeed]

i feel personally attacked

[ruinedchildhood]

[scullyseviltwin]

Cards Against Humanity buys piece of the U.S. border so Trump can't build his wall

"The government is being run by a toilet."

I just needed to share this with… you know… the world. 

[theopenscroll]

If you donate they’ll send you presents

[redandpointy]

#teamCondor

[negativeblue]

Their FAQ though

—–

I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU’RE GETTING POLITICAL. WHY DON’T YOU JUST STICK TO CARD GAMES?

Why don’t you stick to seeing how many Hot Wheels cars you can fit up your asshole?

I’D LIKE TO CANCEL MY ORDER.

We’d like to cancel the 2016 election, but neither of us is going to get what we want.

[dreamyfilms]

i have a question for you: what’s one (1) thing you dislike about pride and prejudice (2005)?

[manetsmodels]

It ends…

[dreamyfilms]

that’s a very good point! but the correct answer is actually this: 

[lucytara]

u know what’s wrong with tumblr now?? too many kids who weren’t here for glee. y'all have no idea. none of u understand the suffering we went through. the hell. the endless war. u come in here and u try to start The Discourse but u dont get that we already made these mistakes. we already had the discourse and its done now. its over. its all over and u should let it stay dead but u wont and that’s why we all hate u

[chucktaylorupset]

I was not here for the days of glee but please relay that fandom history

[lucytara]

its not history, its blood. i still see it all over this website. the vague posts. the deactivated urls. where do u think the word problematic became popular. where do u think the representational anger started. glee was the hungry gaping void that consumed us all. it said watch us and find yourself. there is someone for everyone. santana is a lesbian and kurt is gay and brittany is bisexual and quinn, god knows what quinn is, she’s straight but we have her say things like “you were singing to finn and only finn, right?” and artie is disabled. mercedes is black and our outlet for body positivity. we are all oppressed by something and we are different and we are outcasts and we are you. 

and we fell for it. we watched glee and we related to its characters and we fought its wars until it was too late. until it was nothing but a distorted picture of a parody of reality, a cracked mirror in which our souls were sucked and encased in glass. finn outed santana but it’s fine because he had good intentions. sam was supposed to be gay but we’re bringing blaine anderson in for that instead. the q in quinn is for queerbait. brittany was maybe raped but it was a one liner so who really knows. will schuester was a horrible fucking adult and should never have been allowed to care for children. finn, the white straight boy, did everything wrong but it was narratively presented as right. we turned on each other. klaine vs kum and finchel vs faberry. santana fought everyone so brittana stans fought everyone. character vs character, ship vs ship, blogger against blogger. we fucking hated each other. there was no glee fandom. there were character fandoms and ship fandoms and that is it and our mottos were all fuck glee.

we won every popularity contest, every online poll. we voted our fingers to the bone. we created art and wrote fanfic and made such excellent photo manips they were published in newspapers. we were prolific. we were consumers of the hell we created and we just kept producing more in a fucked up dystopian fandom chain of supply and demand. don’t get me started on the rpf. dianna wore a likes girls shirt on tour and made a statement an hour later revoking it. some people still say heya is real but it’s like a breath of the wind, a sound so bare i can’t quite make out the words. 

u asked for history. theres no history, only rage and pain and regret, the image of anonymous with a grey face and sunglasses telling u to kill urself because u thought artie was a dick for calling brittany stupid that one time. this website is a reflection of the hole glee left when it finished taking all it could from us, when the void could not consume anything more, and the posts on it now, the social justice “discourse” that is just giant piles of steaming, unsifted, unrefined shit is from those who refused to learn from us. the history is here and it followed us and we can never ever escape it.

[fanbott-deactivated20200327]

Me: I’m tired of cliche romance stuff in media.

Cliche romance stuff: *happens but with a ship I like*

Me:

[holepsi]

[deejay]

My heart skipped a beat at this one

[buspir-deactivated20230127]

the notes are broken 😂

[calvin-reads-problem-sleuth]

Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes. 

[marxapan-deactivated20190122]

Nioce

[mrsbenedictbridgerton]

Fanfiction Flashback Friday

In honour of, well, Friday, here is a flashback of some fanfic of mine from way back and some of my ETERNAL faves!

With This Ring 

his was just about the dumbest idea she had ever heard. Marry a guy she barely knew? But sometimes desperate people do crazy things. And crazy things can sometimes be the best things you ever do…

Take a Chance

Emma Swan will never be the princess - or queen - Misthaven really needs. Neither will a man ever own her heart again. Guarded and proud, can a forward young Lieutenant sneak beneath her emotional walls? And more importantly, will he even want to? Lieutenant Duckling AU with a sprinkling of Pride and Prejudice.

Under the Crimson Flag

Desperately running away from her past, Emma disguises herself as a boy and seeks an escape in the freedom of the open seas. All is well until she crosses paths with the infamous Captain Hook.

Ship to Shore 

This cruise was meant to mend their relationship - not tear it apart! Emma Swan is left alone on a ten day cruise after an ill-timed break-up. Is there any way she can salvage this vacation? And just what is it about that first officer, Killian Jones…

Dirty, Pretty Thing 

 Emma Swan wants to escape her life, move East, start new. Working at The Velvet Rope is her ticket out of here. But then he comes along, mysterious, sexy, dangerous. Surely she can resist his charms? (angsty smut)

and for some of my forever faves…

a one time thing (and other untruths)

“She supposes the reason she tells him is the same reason she kept his phone number after all those weeks.” Pregnancy has a way of throwing a wrench in one’s plans.

As Real As You Want It To Be 

Teaching at the same school as Killian Jones was both infuriating and distracting, but when he throws Emma under the bus for the final time, she devises a plan to get back at him. After all, nobody likes to go to a wedding alone. Time for some CS AU fake dating :) 

Can You Feel it Right Now? 

When Emma Swan agrees to let her annoying neighbor Killian Jones join her to go to the grocery store, the last thing she could have ever anticipated is becoming his wife over the course of a conversation with some people from his past. *bonus Christmassy feels*

Lethologica

Maybe if they could find the right word to describe their friendship, everything else would fall into place.

The Trouble with Faking It 

Killian Jones is one drunken mistake from never setting foot on a movie set again. Enter Emma Swan, the woman his manager has paid to pretend to date him and clean up his image. It seems straightforward enough…but there’s always trouble with faking it.

Theoretically 

Emma’s friend Killian has a reputation for sleeping around (and so does she). When he gives her a surprising gift on her thirtieth birthday, something about it unleashes the question she’s been wondering for years: is he really as good as they say?

You Play Ball Like a Girl 

Emma Swan had a plan. Get the story. Get the byline. Up her Twitter follower count. It was simple – she was going to take over the New York City journalism world. And she was going to do it from the sideline with a credential around her neck and a pen stuffed in her hair and a fierce determination no one was going to be able to put a dent in.

It was the perfect plan.

That plan just failed to factor in Killian Jo

[ladyfirefly]

I’m looking for a captain swan fiction where they are in college and keep trying to get to the library first for a specific study spot, and it becomes like a contest for them? Anyone know of a link to it or what the title is?

[ladyfirefly]

Anyone? Still on the hunt for this fic….