hey look at this straight banana yall

giving myself eyestrain ❤️

[kosmogrl]

[intrigd-voyagr]

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

[petulantworm]

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[scavengedluxury]

Sainsbury's dog meal and mixed dog biscuits, 1978. From the Sainsbury Archive.

[evilscientist3]

an hour after two edibles and these boxes start communicating with me telepathically

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[sweetoothgirl]

Why is this back omfg

[depsidase]

[teathattast]

[valtsv]

I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)

the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports

[short-for-melancholy]

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[aropride]

[threefeline]

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist

[koumouby]

The moment I almost shit myself...

[schpog-art]

GET HER

[rexuality]

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

[rexuality]

[citisstreets]

i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow