come get your fucking cheesecake, ginger

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[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Mr_Mike_Clarke)

[insecureillustrator]

BrO HO Ho!! Marry Xbox!!!1!  I was looking through the Bro Strider tag yesterday seeing all the santa-hat! Bros, thinking  to my self “Yes, nice, all good, buuut… shouldn’t he just be in a santa’d up baseball cap?” Then today I saw feistymuffin’s request in the tag and… yeah, I’ll take that excuse. There ya go, have a quickie.

[divorceinaugust]

it’s dec 3rd where i am already so here’s this coloured pencil scribble because that’s all i’m good for

you know how you can go to a supermarket and buy those pre-made cakes with cartoons like winnie the pooh or thomas the tank engine printed on them with the implication that they’re for children’s birthday parties? they go to the store together and buy one of those

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[testifyds]

Hey everyone. I’m coming to you out of weakness.

My mom and I are currently in a severe amount of debt (So severe that disclosing the actual amount makes me feel an immense amount of shame. Ask personally for details.) and things are only getting worse. My mental health and my mom’s physical health are suffering, resulting in my grades suffering and making it possible that financial aid will not be there to help me through my college career, and my mom worryingly losing large amounts of weight in short periods of time. 

I’m a content creator. I write [ AO3 link ] and try to be semi-regular but lately school and mental illness has got in the way of everything, and now with this additional financial stress and burden, I am only getting slower at updating my fics and uploading more. 

To make matters worse, my dog has obtained an injury that’s making him unable to walk or put weight on his leg at all. My mom has just paid off the vet bills from when my elderly cat fell deathly ill last July, and this vet visit will likely end up as another year+ endeavor of financial stress and burden.

TL;DR: My mother and I are suffering mentally and physically due to financial stress and burden, and my dog is now suffering physically as well.

Again, I come to you out of extreme weakness and shame that I cannot help my mother due to my unfavorable schedule (my college asks at least 19 hours out of any full-time student for jobs and I can only offer about 14 or less) until next semester, but that is months away. We do not have months. My dog does not have months. 

By linking my Ko-fi [ here ] I am hoping to be healthier and more active everywhere, including writing and producing more. Any help is appreciated, be in monetary or a reblog. 

Will disclose details in PRIVATE MESSAGES if necessary. I do not want to put a long(er) post on anyone’s dash. Thank you. 

[testifyds]

UPDATE:

My mother is feeling a bit better and with some home remedies my dog is also looking a bit better. Nothing is perfect, but after this past weekend, some stress has been taken off our shoulders. I’ve received some heartbreaking personal news which has made me unable to write or properly do schoolwork but I’m pushing through it as a thank you.

If you enjoy what I do, consider supporting me on Ko-fi if you are able, but I will not ask for further kindhearted souls to help with my financial situation (I get too emotional whenever I get anything). I’m surviving. I appreciate y’all so much— thank you, thank you, thank you.

[testifyds]

Hey everyone. I’m coming to you out of weakness.

My mom and I are currently in a severe amount of debt (So severe that disclosing the actual amount makes me feel an immense amount of shame. Ask personally for details.) and things are only getting worse. My mental health and my mom’s physical health are suffering, resulting in my grades suffering and making it possible that financial aid will not be there to help me through my college career, and my mom worryingly losing large amounts of weight in short periods of time. 

I’m a content creator. I write [ AO3 link ] and try to be semi-regular but lately school and mental illness has got in the way of everything, and now with this additional financial stress and burden, I am only getting slower at updating my fics and uploading more. 

To make matters worse, my dog has obtained an injury that’s making him unable to walk or put weight on his leg at all. My mom has just paid off the vet bills from when my elderly cat fell deathly ill last July, and this vet visit will likely end up as another year+ endeavor of financial stress and burden.

TL;DR: My mother and I are suffering mentally and physically due to financial stress and burden, and my dog is now suffering physically as well.

Again, I come to you out of extreme weakness and shame that I cannot help my mother due to my unfavorable schedule (my college asks at least 19 hours out of any full-time student for jobs and I can only offer about 14 or less) until next semester, but that is months away. We do not have months. My dog does not have months. 

By linking my Ko-fi [ here ] I am hoping to be healthier and more active everywhere, including writing and producing more. Any help is appreciated, be in monetary or a reblog. 

Will disclose details in PRIVATE MESSAGES if necessary. I do not want to put a long(er) post on anyone’s dash. Thank you. 

[strilonde-zine-deactivated20200]

Introducing the StriLonde Fan Zine!

StriLonde’s And Their Bonds

What is it?

This is a non-profit fanzine with art and writing dedicated to the Striders and Lalondes in relationships with ANY and ALL homestuck characters! From romantic to angsty, this zine will have it all.

This is a digital zine rated PG13 with an optional NSFW add-on! (Provided you are 18+ for that content). There will be incest in this zine however it will be limited strictly to the NSFW portion regardless of whether or not it’s NSFW. If this bothers you then I’m sorry but this is not the zine for you!

If you are interested in a small supplemental print zine, please fill this form out! This may be created depending on interest.

You said this is non-profit, where will the money go to?

That will be up to all of you! You will be able to help decide where the money gets donated to by filling this form out here. We will keep you involved and in the loop at all times while we make our decision!

How can I get in on this tasty zine action?

By filling out this application here! Please be sure to peruse through our FAQ before applying to answer any questions you may have.

What does the schedule look like?

You can look at our schedule right here! This community project will grant creators plenty of time to make their work with little to no stress from rushing. You will have up until December 31st to apply, these are rolling applications so you may be accepted before that date! The final product will be released June 2019, so there will be a lot of time to plan and create.

What if I have other questions?

Once you have perused our FAQ, feel free to shoot us a question right here!

A shorter info post is below. Reblogs are appreciated! ♥

[ Long Info Post ] | [ Small Intro Post ]

[daily-dirkstri]

Happy Halloween!

[chibigaia-art]

if jake doesn’t pull out a sexy halloween costume every year then what’s the point of giving an halloween party?

(he just likes to have his thighs out, I guess)

[Commissions page!]

[rose-ebottles]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FT MOTHERSTUCK

lily wanted to be a dragon princess this year

and also i did another speedpaint

Keep reading

[merupuri]

Day Seven: Happy Halloween! for @jake-english-week

[testifyds]

Looking for an 18+ Homestuck RP server? Look no farther!

This server is both open to miscellaneous prompts and aus as well as its focus: an AU set loosely in the 20s in America, inspired by previous RPs and an unnamed author (has not gone public with their work and I don’t want to spoil it!).

Server features . . .

RP as ANY character you want and HOWEVER many characters you want! No character is "taken" or off-limits after "taken." 

Interact with others in categories outlining a 20s style speakeasy and escort hub, OR make your own AU or mix in the miscellaneous RP category! 

RP with anyone who requests to join in public rooms! 

RP with specific partner(s) in private rooms! 

Get assigned any out of 150+ roles to specify how and who you RP as! 

Make friends in the OOC category! 

Give feedback to the admin so the server can improve and grow!

You don't need to use your real name when introducing yourself, but be comfortable sharing your pronouns and your Discord tag (duh) (along with some other basic RP-related info) to be verified as a 21st Street Patron!

Here is the server link. Be sure to read the rules and have fun!

Reblogs appreciated!

[testifyds]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider Additional Tags: Ancient Greece, First Kiss, First Meetings, POV Second Person, Jake is the son of Athena, Dirk is the spirit of the brook behind his house, Rating May Chance, Warnings May Change Summary:

To fill the prompt: dirk is a water nymph [naiad] and Jake is just a pretty demigod dirk fawns over from afar (or real close up to u)

Dirk is a naiad, presiding over the stream behind Jake's house. It plays out exactly like you expect it to.

(Mind the tags.)

[testifyds]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider Additional Tags: Celestial Bodies, Starboy AU, Rimming, Sensory Deprivation, Fingering, Bondage, they're in love, POV Second Person Series: Part 2 of Starboy Summary:

Celestial Dirk PWP with requests from the StriLonde server. I'm back on my bullshit, y'all.

Okay to read as a standalone, but man, you'll be missing some context.

[testifyds]

Hi! If this posts, it means my queue has ran out and I’m too lazy and busy with life/school to refill it. You can find me on Vent at asmr or Twitter at asmrst. My Discord is constantly changing, but as of writing this, it’s twunk#1681. Below I will put some updates on/about my life for any friends and followers interested!

I am working on getting an ESA! I have my eye on a beautiful black kitten named Kristopher, but I doubt I will end up adopting him, as I am most likely not going to have an ESA until, at least, the start of 2019. But, I am going to contact the Office of Disability at my school, along with a psychiatrist near or around my school, and work on getting the letter! Worst case scenario, I adopt a cat when I move into an apartment with my current roommate.

This brings me to my next point. I have moved into a dorm with a beloved friend (and so far wonderful roommate) whose name is Tyler! He is also a trans dude, and dorming with him has been an excellent experience so far. We are super understanding of each other, he’s easy to talk to and be around, we can talk shit at any second, and we don’t have habits that get on each other’s nerves. It’s a roommate match made in heaven. (He has three axolotls named after Striders I’m going to die I love them)

Classes have yet to start, but when they do, my adviser, well, advised me that this is going to be the hardest semester I take! And I 100% believe her. I’m extremely nervous, especially since my computer science knowledge has tanked, basically, but I’ll pull through. I only have four classes, two of which have separate lab sections, and my days end at 2:30 at the latest. That way I can see my counselor and get a work out in and still have time to study and talk to my fucking boyfriend!!

I have a boyfriend!! A wonderful, handsome, amazing boyfriend. He’s wonderful to and for me, and I hope I can be the same for him. I’m still struggling with dependency issues that have gone un-talked about and un-treated (I’m trying so hard but my old therapist and my current counselor are so??? Avoidant??? When it comes to that topic and it’s weird) but my lovely boyfriend is nothing but understanding and supportive and soothing and I adore him more than words can say. We’re hopefully going to meet in time for our one-year because we figured if we can make it through college and the distance and stress and everything, we deserve to see each other. Fingers crossed, baby.

Last but certainly not least, I am working effortlessly towards removing myself out of a toxic situation that I’m fairly nervous to talk about here. I will say that I’m becoming working on becoming more independent and not having to rely on others and taking control/matters into my own hands rather than letting other people have pieces of my life that they can dig into. Though driving will be a hard, hard milestone to accomplish, financial stability and independence is my main goal at the moment, along with learning how to make simple dishes and such. Baby steps.

All in all, life has gotten a lot better. I’ve let go of some toxic relationships, forged some healthy new ones, and I’m working on being my best self. I hope the same can go for all of you.

Much love, Cole. ♥

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i’ll never forget !

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Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery

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My heart

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I’m not crying

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God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”