The Prodigal Son @testtubebabby - Tumblr Blog

hey

bitch

swampskeleton

dont splice. dont spend any amount of time in rapture. dont eat the little sisters. i said dont- god damnit, jack

#thinkin about tha tasty lil burgs

swampskeleton

local peach wilkins breaks out of ice cream freezer to speculate snk headcanons

pumpkinbuttking

IM GONNA DO IT

testtubebabby

he rises

renegadeshep-deactivated2016072

There’s a special place in hell for people who harvest little sisters

#yeah #the throne #my rightful place

WANTED:

hot dads to fulfill a void in my childhood and maybe a hole or two of a different sort

i have money, adam, sex, death threats, and broken crayons. pick one.

no men in scuba suits need apply. send me your snappies through the pneumo, make sure theyre copies because you're not getting them back.

reevusvalentine

Reblog if your muse has fallen in love with another muse, and it wasn't only based on sex.

testtubebabby

dear peach wilkins, my love, my life. we have been separated for so long, but every day i think of you. i hope you will come back to me. if this ever gets to you, know this: im gonna give your face some snappies with the back of my hand you goofy fishfucker. love always and forever, jack xoxox ps: you stink take a bath

#my love letter #soulmate #romantic #no sex #no way #not ever #gross

nightingaletherobber replied to your photo: OOC OBVIOUSLY: yo i think im gonna retire this...

oh no my favorite rp blog on tumblr ;n;!! you will be missed

I DO THIS WITH A HEAVY HEART so thats why i couldnt totally bow out auughghg

OOC OBVIOUSLY:

yo i think im gonna retire this blog for indefinitely

what i mean is im not going to pretend that im an activer rper anymore so this is basically an official announcement of something thats already happened unofficially i guess

i mean i still get the urges to get on here and post and i probably still will, maybe some weirdo creepy xenomorph jack blurbs or out-of-the-blue, in-character harrassment towards some poor rapture civilian/uncivilian character every once in a while. im still attached to this character and he is a lot of fun.

but lets be honest for a while ive felt very unwelcome/unwanted in the tumblr bioshock rp community and after recent events i dont think i want to try anymore. its not just drama, either...i came here looking for a certain kinda rp that never really takes place or does infrequently enough that i'll miss it with the schedule im on.

this goes for patrick(patater-tots) too, him mostly cause i dont think anyone's interested in a self-indulgent oc that isn't established among other characters(aside from atlas and moira) and he's kinda not...a social butterfly anyway, it'd be hard to initiate much more than him screaming and tripping over himself to hide.

who knows if ill be back, i've thought about roleplaying sofia lamb before but im afraid the same thing might happen. i briefly rped(if anyone remembers) sander cohen and a little sister, needless to say that didn't work out either.

tl;dr keeping both blogs around for posterity and whatever else, no activity should be expected though

that aside ill entertain the idea of one-on-one or chatroom/skype-based group rps involving either character, so contact me at my personal blog, f-fontaine, for that. i'm still really, really into bioshock and it'll be easier to get into rping if i get to know someone better, maybe.

PEACE OUT, DON'T FORGET ME FUCKERS

LET THE FEAR MAKE ITSELF AT HOME IN YOUR HEART WHILE I AM GONE

#rip jack you will be remembered for your invention of 'little burgers'#and for being an insufferable prick #a special mention for patrick 'thats not parkour you just fell down the stairs' kelly #who is not really dead because i rp him other places

you wont believe me but i posted that to the wrong blog

I SMELL A FART AND IT ISN'T MINE WHAT IS GOING ON IM ALONE

[slow motion moon walks towards you in a big daddy suit]

suck my dick

#happy walnutines day fuckers