Небольшой анонс для русскоговорящей части тех, кто иногда меня смотрит.
Создала тг-канал, куда планирую выкладывать больше работ, чем на тамблер + более подробные описания и посты с хэдканонами. В основном, по Луке, но есть пара постов и по Кремниевой Долине, а также я планирую немного Головоломку затронуть. А ещё, возможно, начну чатик. Просто очень хочется обсуждать любимок, а не с кем
Изменено (27.11.25): в последнее время больше сосредоточилась на Кремниевой Долине, где более подробно рассказываю про историю за артами. Если вы любите Долину, то приходите! Я буду очень рада пообсуждать и постить ещё (а ещё там иногда появляется нсфв))))
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please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet
(and also my math teacher was flirting with some other teacher and my brain immediately went to jim and pam)
enjoy!
the staff:
michael scott: the principal
dwight schrute: gym teacher & vice principal
jim halpert: also a gym teacher
pam beesley: art teacher
holly flax: counselor
oscar martinez: personal finance teacher
angela martin: math teacher
phyllis lapin-vance: language teacher
kelly kapoor: fashion / interior design teacher
andy bernard: music teacher
& creed bratton: janitor
(other characters are mentioned, but i didn't have enough to say about them)
general headcanons:
michael scott: mr. scott
super laid back and chill
he never gets people in trouble
'yk, when i was your age, i did that all the time'
stops in classes just to distract people
assemblies all the time !!!
theyre always super fun though, lots of games !!
he's always recognizing the teachers for their hard work
he has a lil bulletin board (that pam designed) for spotlight moments
hangs out in the art room with pam a lot
'pamcasso' 'pamanardo dibeesley'
his office is littered with toys, pictures of holly, and pictures with his kids
he also brings his kids to work every so often
when he visits the gymnasium he always tries to impress the students
dwight schrute: mr. schrute
takes being vice principal way too seriously
also takes being a gym teacher way too seriously
he and jim participate in all the games and activities
but dwight is always trying to one up some high schooler
loves dodgeball.
he tries to 1v1 jim in basketball (and he fails miserably)
he instructs a health course once a year and jim always has to cut it short
he's the best hype man though
feeling insecure in gym class ? dwight is def hyping you up
not like a quiet, off to the side pep talk, like whooping and yelling
'let's go !! you guys are doing fantastic'
he also gets to do a karate course during the school year
has an agriculture club after school
jim halpert: coach jim
chillest gym teacher ever
unlike dwight, he does the quiet off to the side pep talks
its all very appreciated and sweet
he's looking out for all of the students
and they all have a crush on him too (who wouldnt????)
he's always goofing around and trying to have fun
he's the basketball coach too !!!
always going to the art room for any reason
he needs pam to design some flyers for friday's game, or his pen ran out of ink (he uses a laptop)
he's always pranking dwight
the pictures of the pranks always get put in the yearbook too (it's like a special section)
pam beesley: ms. beesley / ms. pam
shes so sweet.
all of her lessons are really well thought out and passionate
she loves teaching about claude monet and impressionism
shes doing art with the kids too
michael is always taking her finished pieces to hang up somewhere
shes also a volleyball coach !!! so shes constantly going to the gymnasium to make sure theres enough equipment or to check on the players in gym class
shes really there to see jim (but thats besides the point)
she's apart of phyllis' book club (yes phyllis has a book club)
all of her students ask if she and jim are going to date/are dating
'you guys are aware i'm engaged right?'
anytime roy visits shes always stressed afterwards
jim brings her lunch !!!
holly flax: holly / mrs. flax
shes so sweet and understanding omg
when a student needs something to fidget with she just steals a toy from michaels office
has a yoga club after school (michael is always there)
her office is so cozy and lighthearted
shes one of those teachers with memes printed out on her wall
has lots of knicknacks
knows every students name
loves loves loves helping kids pick out their schedules for the next year
shes super close with all the teachers too
very inclusive !!! she has an assembly every month for different cultures and information about different heritages
has a lot of stuffed animals in her office
and every single one of them have been named
shes also apart of phyllis' book club !
oscar martinez: mr. martinez
he takes his job super seriously and is a little strict
but everyone still loves him and respects him a lot
no matter how strict he is, he cannot stop gossiping with all the students
'okay, but did you hear about jim and pam?'
his classroom is so boring though, super bland
gets a lot of kids coming to him
super comforting teacher !
always plays music in the background
its like fucking classical music though
also in the book club !
he and pam always have a lot of gay kids in their classes
they're both just prepared for people coming out to them
angela martin: ms. martin
super strict and serious
but has her fun moments
everyone knows her cats names
she has the lil baby poster hanging up in her classroom
theres literally nothing else in there
she noticed how some teachers left out bowls of candy, so she did the same thing, but with mints
advocated for class pets, but kept getting shut down
when asked her opinion about other teachers it's usually negative, but when it comes to dwight it's always slightly positive
phyllis lapin-vance: mrs. vance
gets called mrs. vance refrigeration a lot
doesnt talk too much
always asking for help with her computer
her lessons are short and sweet
has a candle burning during class
but it's like a grandma smell
everyone loves watching her and bob
they're so sweet together !!!
she runs a small book club with teachers and students after school
loves when they all choose mystery books to read
she tries to teach different books every year
her classroom is right next to angela's and that can lead to some unpleasantness
funky sweaters !!!
kelly kapoor: kelly
hates hates hates being called ms. kapoor
it's just kelly
most of her lessons are just rants, but theyre educational !!!
loves working with everyone in her class
asks if ryan ever mentions her
wears the clothes that students make
designs merch for the school
desperately wants the schools colors to change
'theyre just so old looking !'
always so energetic in the mornings
besties with the students ofc
wants to hear ALL THE TEA
also keeps everyone updated on jim and pam
her classroom is sooooo cool too
like pink everywhere, comfy seats, and hello kitty
she loves hello kitty and i will die on this hill
andy bernard: mr. bernard
he's like the perfect music teacher
he brings instruments into class that no one has even heard of
and plays them perfectly
all the music they sing are show tunes
they watch musicals in the class when it gets slow
talks about cornell a lot
the rants about here comes treble get so old after a while
'it's funny you guys mention that song, did you know when i was in college i performed that with my acapella group?'
yes he's really trying to get an acapella group started
when students are frustrated with something he uses the same techniques he learned in anger management to calm them down
when asked if he wanted to be the golf coach he turned it down immediately
he was too busy trying to make sailing club a thing
but, he is the theater club leader (idk what theyre called)
loves directing everyone
has to kick michael out a lot
he wears funny ties !!!
creed bratton: creed
omg hes so mysterious and cool and no one knows anything about him
but also we know everything ?
he knows all the kids names
celebrates their birthdays
know one knows how he knows their birthdays though
shows up simultaneously in every class
plays guitar in andys class
tries to crash a fashion show in kellys
he was just wearing sunglasses and a blazer
plays basketball in gym class
and then he tries to convince dwight he is in fact a student
and why does it almost work ?
everyone's pretty sure he lives in the school
the lunch ladies are always complaining about food going missing and then creed will talk about how much he likes that food
he sells fake weed to the students
and fake ids
pam is still looking for her laminating machine
has an mp3 player still (its 2024 creed, get a phone)
his music is BLARING
air guitar in the hallways
everyone loves how he dresses up during spirit week
i was thinking of doing more in depth ones about spirit weeks and assemblys, but that's a lot of work lol
lmk if you want those !!
also the timeline is really random. i wanted holly to be in here and her and michael to be married, but i didn't want jim and pam to be married yet, sorry about that !
