[tetanus-detonation]

had this blog since high school so it's time for a change. im moving to @brothernasty and I'll be deleting this one in seven days

[tetanus-detonation]

respect to the person who liked my post abt moving blogs and immediately reblogged the hobbit fic I wrote in like 2015. I keep forgetting that's here but ur so right u take that post with you random citizen it will never be back again 🫡

[fairycosmos]

im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

[torturelabyrinth]

dashboard simulator may 2023

mutual 1: fuck this stupid job im killing myself

mutual 2: Isn't it so crazy how we're all getting older and our bodies are breaking down and we all know we have to start living healthier and better but we're just stuck in a terrible cycle and the patterns are repeating and repeating and repeating

mutuasl 3-5: I need kpop boy hole NOW

mutuals 6-7: I need weird old man hole NOW

mutual 8: Send roman roy to the reeducation camp

mutual 9: [painstakingly detailed director's commentary on the fanfic they just posted]

mutual 10: I can't stand [mutual 4]'s ass

mutual 11: who else 4loko drunk at work on a wednesday at 11am!!!!!

mutual 12: fuck this stupid grad program im killing myself

[manstrans]

you guys think being queer and being feminine are basically the same and don't even try to hide it

[manstrans]

breaking news: any mom at the PTA meeting is now more queer than a leather daddy

[mangonetics]

your stomach acid is lonely feed it entire french press full of undiluted cold brew

[voguedolce]

Armani Privé Fall 2013

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Shout out to the time my pastor responded to problems with the sound system with something along the lines of “The enemy is trying to mess with Christ’s message even now.” It has completely redefined how I deal with technical difficulties. Rather than get angry when the Internet goes off out of nowhere at work, I have to fight not to burst out laughing because all I can think is,

[wanlittlehusk]

losing my mind over this list of 17th/18th century quaker names

[meowlgbt]

oi i gotcha *grabs your

my fucking

[genderqueerdykes]

i love you, trans freaks <3 keep the vibes weird

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[angelnumber27]

Jean Paul Gaultier Spring 2002

[toastandvegemite]

do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[undeclaredmilk]

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